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Never Mind, I’ll Do It Myself: Your 2020 Houston Texans Preview
There is a running gag at Door Flies Open that the Houston Texans are a fictional NFL team, so nondescript and devoid of character…
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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to…
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Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!
Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Be Vast Improvements On The Name Of The Washington NFL Team
Redblacks Sunday Hangovers Men on the Field Fleshlights Trade Demands Trash Birds Untouchables Canadians Groinular Areas ‘Muricas Cookiethulhus Interceptions Offenses NuAIDS Opponents Farts Bitter…
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DFO’s Ahmad Rashad Sits Down With The Coronavirus
The NFL is charging ahead with plans for the 2020 season despite the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic. In a world exclusive, DFO has sent former…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Bits Of Conversation Overheard In A House With Several People Working From Home
“I made pies, cookies, brownies, all the usual high caloric shit plus I made a loaf of bread.” “…much less attractive than they were…
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If A QB Meet A QB: Jaguars At The Bye
Believe it or not, it was only 10 weeks ago that we all came together to preview the Jaguars’ 2019 season. Were we ever…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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So It’s Come To This: The 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season…
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Push Your Luck: Your 2018 Indianapolis Colts Preview
Welcome Door Flies Open completists, relatives of Indianapolis Colts players, and possibly a Colts fan or two. In this preview, I will share with…