“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!”
“It’s all your fault, dickhead!”
“You cock slapping shit-for-brains!”
“Eli Manning!”
“You fat American moron!”
“With regards to nudity: no!”
“I thought you were in Hell!”
“I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in the tank!”
“Just a big ol’ heap of trash!”
“YOU GODDAMNED SONOFABITCH!”
“The worst son in the world!”
“How dare you! I’ll dirty-finger your whole goddamn family!”
“Screw you like never before!”
“2002 Cincinnati Bengals!”
“Goddamn, lookit the size of that kid!”
“Nothing more than an imported chopped ham!”
“There’s talk some army guys might be watching you march!”
“Anything you want to write about is welcome as long as it’s related to having a good time and enjoying the many things available in this world that can make us happy. Which, ultimately, is what this blog is about. We want to have fun, make ourselves laugh, and remind ourselves that, no matter what things happen to you in life, there are also good things in this world and they should be celebrated!”
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