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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Line Items In Trump’s 2019 Budget
A deadly, destructive beam Being an international disgrace A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in Upper class twits Silly DC Russians Notoriously…
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2016 Philadelphia Eagles Bye Week Update
Once in a great while, we sad sacks, we perpetually and correctly pessimistic schlubs, we grown-ass adults who overpay for garish shirts with zoo…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles
My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…
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Sunday Gravy with Why Eagles Why: Smoked Beef Brisket
When I got the idea to do a post about smoking, I asked yeah right if it was cool with him; I didn’t want to…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Prince Lyrics
I wanted to write something about Prince’s recent death, and I also wanted to revive my “Selection Of…” posts. So why not do both,…
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Your Friday The 13th Open Thread
Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the…
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DFO Field Trip: Walking The AFL Beat
It’s been quite a while since I posted, and I was looking for a way to jump back in. DFO’s burgeoning interest in football…
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Theatre Review: Ho Ho Horrendous
An unavoidable part of every critic’s job is sitting through the bad as well as the good. It is simply a hazard of the…