DFO Field Trip: Walking The AFL Beat

It’s been quite a while since I posted, and I was looking for a way to jump back in. DFO’s burgeoning interest in football from the land down under has prompted me to write about my trip to the footy grounds for the Port Adelaide Power’s Easter Sunday clash with Dr. Zymm’s own St. Kilda Saints.

I’ve been to a few AFL games before, but this time Lady WEW and I were taking my parents, who were visiting me in Adelaide for the first time since I moved here in 2013. My dad enjoys ball sports of all kinds (phrasing!) and my mom just enjoys a place to get out of the rain, so all were satisfied with the day’s outing.

The first thing you notice about the AFL pitch is that it is HUGE. Much like baseball, the dimensions vary from stadium to stadium, but the pitch at Adelaide Oval is 167m x 124m, or roughly twice as long and twice as wide as an NFL field.

These guys run more than Forrest Gump.
These guys run more than Forrest Gump.

Before taking your seat, you of course have to visit the merch stand. For some reason, the most popular AFL trinket is a team scarf. When I first moved here, Lady WEW’s grandfather, who has been a season ticket holder since Tom Coughlin wore short pants, asked me who I planned to support – Adelaide or Port Adelaide. Knowing that Adelaide roughly translated to the Giants and Port to the Jets, I of course chose the underdog. He was so pleased that he gave me his season ticket member’s scarf. The scarf is closely followed in popularity by the beer coozy, which Australians, much to my eternal amusement, call a stubby holder.

Somehow, scarves are the must-have licensed gear in a place that never gets colder than 40F.
Somehow, scarves are the must-have licensed gear in a place that never gets colder than 40F.

Port Adelaide is decked out in teal and black, which means you’ll be just shocked to learn that the team joined the AFL in 1997. The team has actually been around since 1870, but knocked around in smaller leagues until getting the big call. Port Adelaide traditionally wore black and white stripes, but that was too similar to the uniform worn by Collingwood of the AFL, so the jump prompted a redesign with the hot color of the day.

Teal or no teal, Port Adelaide's uniforms are wayyy better than rival Adelaide's tequila sunrise kit.
Teal or no teal, Port Adelaide’s uniforms are wayyy better than rival Adelaide’s tequila sunrise eyesore.

This was the first game of the season for both teams, and Port Adelaide was heavily favored against the hapless Saints. In a sport where a team scores an average of 80 to 100 points, the Power were 37.5 point favorites (which reminds me, one reason the AFL is better than the NFL* is that you can bet on the game inside the stadium).

That’s why they play the game.

St. Kilda jumped out to an early lead and held it throughout most of the game. Port Adelaide was playing all offense, no defense, and giving up easy goals due to overaggressive play. The natives were restless, and let me tell you, AFL fans can boo with all the skill of NFL fans. They even boo with an accent. Early in the fourth quarter, the Saints held a 93-87 lead before Port Adelaide finally pulled their thumbs out and finished the game on a 40-7 run to win 133-100.

AFL fans directly behind the posts celebrate goals by waving flags. Way too civilized.
AFL fans directly behind the posts celebrate goals by waving flags. Can you imagine people running loose with flags (and flagpoles) at an NFL game?

The Power avoided a Round 1 upset, and all was well in the world. They even almost covered! After a win, the fans sing the team song in the stands, which is a pretty cool tradition that I am much too self-conscious to participate in. I’ll end the post with a short video I took of the celebration.

* Trademarked by Balls of Steel

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Don T

You know where else you can bet on the contest while it’s going on? Cockfights. More turgid rules tho.

litre_cola

I watched that and as per usual I got my hopes up through the 1st half. Holy shit we may pull this off. Then, the gut punch happened, and they all most covered. Being a Saints fan is like being an Iggles fan.

That being said in footy tips with my old buddies I went 9 for 9 and that Geelong game was fantastic.

laserguru

This is excellent stuff.

Tell us more about the beer! Price, brands and amount normally consumed would be good.

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blaxabbath

And do fans wear jerseys? And how do you pick your favorite player amongst the army on each roster?

And how the hell do kids play this sport? It’s like fielding a track team for one event.

blaxabbath

Is that shield for St KFC?

When did Andy Reid exact three miracles?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This post makes me jelly

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#ThanksObama

ballsofsteelandfury

This is awesome! Thanks for sharing your experience with us!

I really need to make it out there. Maybe this summer when it’s your winter and the fares are cheaper…

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That worked GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT.

Doktor Zymm
ballsofsteelandfury

Nice! That IS in the cheap side!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

It really is a great live experience no matter where you see it, but if you can get to see one of the four games Hawthorn plays at York Park in Launceston.

It’s got a cool old school feel and you sit right up against the boundary.

http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/oceania/australia/tasmania/launceston_york1.jpg

Plus they serve Boag’s beers, the second best brewer in Australia after Cooper’s:

http://popsop.com/wp-content/uploads/JB-Tradmark-Portfolio.jpg

And National pies, the best in all of Oz:

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If I could live anywhere in the world I’ve ever been it would be Tasmania.

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Doktor Zymm

I could hear the booing on the streaming broadcast, it was impressive!

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