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So much excite!  Two squadrons that I don't have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title.  What are we to do in the lead-up?  WATCH LESSER FOOTY, of course! Because of the 2022 Sticky Icky Stoner Games Winter Olympics, or just out of rampant greed -