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2024-25 – Previewing the Prem Once MOAR
These are the teams that will take to the pitch, and our SWAG’s as to how they will perform. Take with the appropriate grain…
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Half-Rear-Ended Fantasy FITBAW Roundtable
As DonT wisely noted, we are really in the FITBAW pre-season now. As such, why not throw some fantasy ideas onto the Clubhouse wall,…
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Micro-Thoughts on Euros Stuff
I don’t fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups…
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Better Know a Macro-Euros Roundtable
King Hippo asked some MOAR knowledgeable, less-inebriated Lesser Footy enthusiasts to weigh in. Our thoughts are as follows: King Hippo: Shempion – FRANCE – when in…
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Requiem For A Waking Nightmare – Futbol Returns! (2023-24 Prem Preview/Predictions)
That’s right, we are LESS THAN A WEEK before our first actual match (Boo-urnley hosting City of Men). Who knows who will win THAT…
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Oh Boy. Late night Skyline Chili with litre & BC Dick
Good evening. Here’s the background to this tasting. You may be aware that in the past during the offseason I used to do an…
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Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…
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Total Recall – Revisiting Footy at the Half-ish-way Point
Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…
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World Cup (of Slave Labor) 2022: USA! USA! USA!
(Featured image is Landon Donovan’s incredible injury time goal versus Algeria to put the USMNT through to the knockout round in 2010. It…