I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season.
Q - How was your summer?
Gratliff: I have not seen a sporting event I care about since the Flyers were eliminated in mid-March. I want to die.
WhyEaglesWhy: WELL ACTUALLY, it’s winter here in the Land
We're back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren't going to talk about that.
Good morning everyone and welcome to this years EPL/European futbol preview.
Before we start the extravaganza we are doing an EPL tipping pool. Rules are just like the AFL one, if you forget to put
Kyle Broflovski was right:
For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release.
Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming
Hi there, how is it going? When we last wrote about the Eagles the date was November 14th 2017,
You see ole Nick was far too talented to stay in Philly so he had to head out and see the world so he plied his trade in St. Louis for RAMMIT
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team that has never won before let alone been in a World Cup Final (Croatia) or will it be the team that has won one and lost
The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems to be “Why even play it”. Sure, the stakes are placing 3rd or 4th, but bitching about playing (or watching) the game has to be First
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain "most favoured nation" sides. Wanna fight about it?
Croatia (+250) v. England (+130; draw +205) (14:00 EST, Fox)
As usual throughout their charmed tourney lives, the Cuck Liouns are favoured, despite not really being one of even the five or
Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say that much. I expect the winner here to hoist the trophy at the end, so bet heavily on the Murder Checkerboards/Cuck Liouns winner.
Belgium (+200) v. France
Yes, we got our dream Waffles/Les Frogs matchup. And the peoples rejoiced. Now, it is time for the back-alley abortion side of the bracket. Join us, won't you? It still beats goddamned baseball.
England (-115) v. Sweden (+385; draw +220) (10:00 EST, Fox)
Merry ole England has Evertonian Keeper Jordan Pickford to
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open
In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit
Carter: All rise for the current fantasy DFO World Cup of Lesser footy leader. . . as of July 5th, 2018, Master, Wakezilla.
In walks the King amongst men, Wakezilla. Wakezilla
Photo is of Ottmar-Hitzfeld Stadium in Switzerland 2000 m above sea level. taken from sportskeeda.com
This truly has been quite the remarkable World Cup thus far. The thing that is frustrating me the most is the fact that England has to go through Colombia, then the winner of the 1st game