Benevolent Champion, gentle lover, mysteriously dapper. These are a few of the superlatives whispered in the dark corners of the world about me. I promise to only add the most head-scratchingly inane comments and never, ever stimulate the conversation as long as the doors are open.
WITNESS ME: writingprocrastination (instragram)
Coffin Lid Flies Open
Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR and notable baby pugilist Steve Smith announced his pending retirement at the end of the 2015 season. The boisterous and sometimes controversial player has decided to put the nail in his own coffin, probably so he can get back to taking care of his lawn in Carolina, where ever the hell that is.
In recent years Smith has been recognized as a Viral Marketing Genius (Ice Up, Son!) and Amateur Forensic Scientist (blood and guts everywhere). While these are noble pursuits, This is my favorite Steve Smith pull quote:
God bless you Steve Smith. You truly are a man out there playing with a bunch of Schoolyard kids.