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Runny or not, here I come!
[These were mine this morning] So, in a totally different bent from Horatio’s slow march toward oblivion, here is a totally frivolous jog… How…
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There is Something Wrong with Vancouver
While Balls may be correct that the reward for elevation from the wheel of samsara is to return as a beautiful baby ‘Couvian and…
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Head Coach Poetry
It’s the offseason and what better way to embrace the coming relief from the gripping horrors of reality without football than through prose. With…
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Thanks, Dads
On behalf of fathers… my father, your fathers, the fathers you are, the fathers you know, and even the passing moments of paternal advice…
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Short-bus Field Trips: SoCal Edition
Let’s see if we can make Yeah Right’s nascent dream into a rockin’ reality: where DFO disciples tour gastropubs as representatives for glory! For…