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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread
I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my…
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Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread
Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched…
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Fantasy Players Ready To Bust Out
Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up Clinton Portis in the 11th round of my 2002 fantasy draft? You see,…