Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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JustStopDude
Wakezilla

Holy shit! This .gif is fantastic

Why Thank You Eddie

Aww. Just like me trying to find it on the first time. Memories.

Wakezilla

What round did Switch hitting Purple Jesus go in your fantasy rounds?

Moonbatting Average

At least tell us what movie this is

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

FG. So none of the admins are here, right?

/reads recent comments… Fuck a bunch are here

So lets say this is borderline NSFW?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/944fd18b197b0b2a086bdd405b4b9f83/tumblr_nuoi4v2X8D1rdhk6eo1_1280.jpg

hippofant

Standard business casual work apparel, yep.

makeitsnowondem

I don’t moderate comments.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do you moderate…………… DEEEZ NUTZ??!?!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have waited all Monday to use a deez nutz, thank you muchly.

deadlydeadlyhawk

i’m not at work

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

C’mon, man. NIPPLES.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Black and white. It is art. Also did you not see what Fek posted earlier! … Sorry

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I didn’t actually, I’ve been in and out. It’s Fek, though, so I don’t have to use much imagination.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Colin Kaepernick,Surgeon

Yo, that beating thing just stopped beating.

Beerguyrob

What is it about this stadium? This game has had more botches than Wrestlemania.

Recovery Whiskey

Shitty turf

JustStopDude

Deep thought…what post game speech is going to be more difficult to deliver to the team by the coach…the winning or losing team?

King Hippo

Winning team will be easy – “Don’t get used to this feeling”

JustStopDude

I would go with

“THIS IS WHY I BEAT MY KIDS”

Be real funny if the Vikings pull it out.

Moonbatting Average

Men. This bed is comfortable. Zzzzzzzz

deadlydeadlyhawk

ok i’m dumb how do you post a pic?

hippofant

doing?

deadlydeadlyhawk

thank you

JustStopDude

copy and post the image URL.

deadlydeadlyhawk

uggggghhhh

WCS

Be subjected this game and Berman and Dilfer as the announce team?
http://i.imgur.com/2N78e2i.gif

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Ah Kaep with a casual saunter role out.

Beerguyrob

An anagram for Trent Dilfer is “Nerd ref tilt”.

That’s where I am listening to this broadcast.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

When did competent football die?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

10 pm, 9 pm CT

The Mighty Feklahr
His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Yeah Trent, so who’s our Ford Pinto?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sanchez

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“A Dirty Pinto”

Recovery Whiskey

Wouldn’t be a Hochuli game without at least one lawyered-up explanation

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

L&O dadum.

WCS

Not enough drugs in the world for this.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4m8qY4WN1qbqngjo1_500.gif

The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr is inclined to agree.

The Mighty Feklahr
Brick Meathook

TRENT: SLOBBERKNOCKER CARLOS HYDE I AM FUCKING CARZY

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

“Would die to have the 49ers roster”

Huh?

hippofant

God, Trent Dilfer is just dying me.

Moonbatting Average

Please do?

Wakezilla

If you were to give a lap dance to any historical figure, who would it be?

ballsofsteelandfury

Betsy Ross. She earned it.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Cleo, I can call her Cleo because I am a time traveler that already did it. I now have every known VD from her, and 5 that don’t exist anymore.

WCS

Lucky motherfucker. On several levels.

Wakezilla

I think I’d go with Byzantine Emperor Justinian’s wife, Theodora. Yes she’s pretty and yes she was a stripper that put on donkey shows before she met Justinian and probably had all the STIs in the world. She’d probably appreciate a good dance.

King Hippo

Catherine the Great, warming things up for the horse.

Beerguyrob

Kluwe would have kicked that closer.

Beerguyrob

Had to go walk the dogs. Their dumps were more solid than this game.

Brick Meathook

Have you ever watched a dog’s face when they take a shit in public? They seem to be looking to see if anyone is watching. I have no idea how they judge this in their dog brains.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My dog makes direct eye contact…. a bit unnerving.

laserguru

So the streaming thing is working but the Berman thing blows.
It’s like the fucking stone age over here.
Where is my damn pause button?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Just zone out for a minute instead of pausing – you’ll see the same amount of competent football.

The Mighty Feklahr

I am still watching because I still have beer.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am just here because of you guys. There is a Rick and Morty I would be watching otherwise. Me having booze probably helps too.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s pretty great, by the way. Like all Rick and Mortys.

Cuntler

Remember how much people debated about Reggie Bush v. Vince Young in the draft? That was stupid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reggie White was drafted when Vince was still in gambling diapers.

Cuntler

Huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

What?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Forgot you had an edit button.

PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, etc.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Forgot you had an edit button.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Edit button would not allow me to say:
“PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, etc.”

Identified as “spam” and not “spunk.”

Charge of the Light Brigade

Nobody likes anything either of you are doing, the fact that one of you likes what the other one did makes me want to self-murder.

deadlydeadlyhawk
WCS

STORNG TAEK

makeitsnowondem

“interesting sandwich between the other piece of bread”

It can’t be true that Berman doesn’t know what a sandwich is, can it? He eats like four of them per hour.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Die Berman Die

Beerguyrob

Is that Gerrman for “The Berman, The”?

blaxabbath

Oh yeah just popping back over. Going to Week 3 49ers at ARI.

God I hate 49ers fans.

JustStopDude
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is the best gif I have ever seen in my life.

Today, but that’s still really good.

makeitsnowondem

I think that with this game we’ve reached Peak Thanks Obama.

JustStopDude

What the fuck…they are ending the half time show without a formal apology for this broadcast?!?

I’m calling the FCC.

Charge of the Light Brigade
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d be happy if he drowns Boomer, not drowns out, just drowns.

WCS

Drew Magary ‏@drewmagary 3 minutes ago
These teams are shit and I think the announcers are somehow actively making them worse.

Moonbatting Average

Why are shots of San Francisco relevant to this broadcast? Let’s see video of nerds subsisting on protein shakes while coding at 4AM

Recovery Whiskey

Homeless guys with signs on overpasses near the 101

Sill Bimmons

See y’all later.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Night partner

Brick Meathook

I AM TOTALLY SWITCHING TO STATE FARM

Senor Weaselo

I haven’t watched this game at all… how bad is it?

makeitsnowondem

I’m just going to refer you to the header quote.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So you know AIDs. If there was a movie about this game vs. AIDs, AIDs would be the good guy.

JustStopDude

When I was a kid, I used to have to pull, clean, and re-insert my own catheters.

Its on par with that…

Senor Weaselo

Important questions:
1. Why does Black and Blue and Purple Jesus have 4 carries?
2. How is it 7-0 at the half and there’s only been 1 turnover?

makeitsnowondem

1. Incompetence
2. Godlessness

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

1) Purple Jesus looks worse than McKinnon
2) Because every other kind of derp has happened.

Recovery Whiskey

Obligatory nowhere near Levi shot of downtown SF

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“This game has cleared out Buddy’s bar faster than Patient Zero!”

makeitsnowondem

Just to be clear: I am not advocating a drone strike on Levi’s Stadium. I am advocating a drones strike.

JustStopDude

Nope…You cannot make me watch the second half.

http://i.imgur.com/AXZwXPv.gif

Charge of the Light Brigade

I’m glad I didn’t get whiskey tonight… I might have died.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I started real slow in the first game with mine. Not gonna lie I have picked up the pace.