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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY

A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion.  

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …I just don’t see it as being all that big of a deal.

DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: That’s because you don’t have to deal with the fallout. I do!

RTD: They put this kind of stuff on broadcast television all the time!

DTZM: No, Rikki, they really don’t. And that’s not the point, anyhow.

Someone knocks loudly on the production office door.

DTZM: Well, he’s here. Let’s hash this out and put it to bed. We’re together on this, right?

RTD: Of course! When in the history of Hollywood has one studio executive stabbed another studio executive in the back?

— [door flies open] —

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BTW; that is almost exactly like my office; I have a bunch of books on a bookshelf too.

WhyEaglesWhy
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I propose that we also make FanserviceCop. CLICKS.

laserguru
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Great stuff. For the record, the click through on the first page worked famously.

That’s good internetting!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
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If only you guys could see my slick Hollywood office and outfit right now…

Don T
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RTD: [stews for a minute, obviously realizes this would have been a good idea] That’s not the point.

I don’t know why, but this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.