DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is inspecting his recent manicure, occasionally frowning at imperfections.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is impatiently peering at a six-pack planter of seedlings. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Come on, damn you!  Hurry up

DFO Insider: Calendar Boys

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are - contrary to form - hard at work in their office.  One - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is standing behind the desk, hovering over a speakerphone even though he is wearing a bluetooth headset.  The other - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK

DFO Insider: The Bearistocrats!

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality series. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: It's not that we don't like the concept. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: We love the concept. DTZM: Seven beautiful women... RTD: A tropical island resort... DTZM: Each week one get

DFO Insider: Problems With The Third Act

INT.  DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are pacing back and forth in front of a huge mahogany desk.  They both exude nervous excitement, with one of them - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS - repeatedly checking the time on his Apple Watch.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY

DFO Insider: A Bronco’s Tale

INT.  DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY.  A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers lounge around in an office.  One is reclining on a couch with his eyes closed, smiling faintly, either daydreaming or legitimately asleep.  The other holds a stuffed animal - Odie - by its tongue, watching it twist slowly in

DFO Insider: Diversity Day

INT.  DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers lounge on a pair of couches while an exhausted-looking intern works through a gigantic stack of script proposals, summarizing each one. Neither producer pays much attention; RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY is tapping out text messages on his phone while DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS

DFO Insider: LA Fitness

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a "brainstorming" session.   DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: ...and JJFozz was passed out on the couch THE WHOLE TIME! RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [finishes snorting line of cocaine] And he never found out? DTZM: Well, what, did you think SHE was going

DFO Insider: Behind the Scenes

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion.   RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: ...I just don't see it as being all that big of a deal. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: That's because you don't have to deal with the fallout. I do! RTD: They put this kind