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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Welcome to Art Week! To celebrate our fourth anniversary of working in the kontent mines, we decided (i.e. reluctantly agreed) to compile some of our favorite artwork that’s been produced for the site over the years. To kick things off I’ve decided to make it all (mostly) about MEEEEEEE and throw up all the images for the various book flies open posts that we’ve done over the years. Each image is linked if you want to visit the original post. Enjoy!
This was Dean’s favorite book growing up, and not just because it has Daddy on the cover.
Forward by Druggy McAddict
I assume all of the pages of “The Art of the Meal” are stuck together with dried barbecue sauce.
All the notes at the bottom of various pages refer solely to various pig’s and chicken’s feet recipes.
Footnotes! Do I have to spell it out to you? Geezuz!
“What’s that now?”
-R. Ryan
I liked “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck” by Albert Haynesworth
Oh I hadn’t heard of that one. Is it a sequel?
i hope that this book only has 5 habits and is just, like, 3 pages, this being one of them.
Now I want to print these all on glossy paper to wrap my bound anthologies of Jugs magazines. It’ll make my libarry all classy-n-shit!
Glorious photoshopping
Minus one million points to Rikki for not changing the author of Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to “Jim Irsay”.
If only you had some sort of substance to help give you the energy to do that, along with wash the garage, walk the car and paint the dog.
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