Sexy Friday – 20240419

TGIF! It’s playoff season! Well, not today, but starting tomorrow anyway. Why yes, the hardwood footy play-ins are not playoff games you rube. Please ignore them and wait for the actual playoffs tomorrow.

Survival – Personal Edition

What low-rent, over-lookable advice can I deliver today? Oh, here’s one. Now that the pandemic is over, everyone gets the wonderful joy of going back to work. For some of you sad sacks, that also means a return of business travel. And some of that travel has you on the way to one of your customers in a totally sad sack and dull town. Here’s some tips to find some entertainment. (Non-sex division)

• Ask the locals for recommendations. Start with the front desk at your hotel. Normally I would refer you to the concierge or porter, but this is a dull town for a reason and they don’t have those. Let them know you want a taste of the “local flavoUr” but not their spouse specifically, unless they’re into that. At any rate, try to find at least one locally cherished restaurant, meal, bar, or other tourist attraction that the town is proud of.
• This is optional, but also fun. In a dull town, you might be remembered for your antics. As such, give yourself an alias. You could be the Bill Brasky of this town, albeit under a different alias. Doing this will hopefully help the more inhibited of you to let your hair down and have some real fun in town.
• And yes, that means get out of your comfort zone. Do things you normally don’t do. Using your alias should help and also knowing you’re never coming back to this dull town again.
• Still bored? Break a deck of cards and play solitaire with yourself.

Finally, most of this advice should be avoided if you’re spending time with business associates. Then just skip to the cards and play some poker.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!