Sexy Friday – 20240223

TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what they decide. Anyway the week is over for us and now we get to make all kinds of questionable decisions for the next few days!

Survival – Personal Edition

About that. Sometimes you want to have a little bit of fun. Sometimes you have a little fun forced on you. Well, one fun thing is handcuffs. But only for a bit. If after that bit you want to free yourself, here’s a guideline.

• Presumably you don’t have a key. If you do, you can just use that to unlock the cuffs and skip ahead now.
• So you don’t have a key, that means you need a pick. All you need is sturdy piece of metal that you can bend into the shape of a key. No weak metal here as the cuffs use strong springs. So locate any of the following items:
  • Tiny screwdriver
  • Large paper clip
  • Chicken or piano wire
  • Tiny fork
  • Hairpin
• On one end of the wire, bend it 90 degrees. This bend should only be a few millimeters from the end. In the next step it’ll be obvious if your bend was too close or too far from the end.
• Insert that bent end into the nipple of where the key fits. Yes, it’s the circle part for you not familiar. When inserted, you should feel the bend move into place. If it doesn’t, your bend is too short, if it doesn’t fit, your bend is too long. Adjust accordingly and proceed.
• Now turn your pick left than right to release the lock. If your wussy pick bends, find new material. If the pick doesn’t bend and the lock doesn’t move, then place the cuff vertically on a hard surface with the latch end down and press down. This can relieve the pressure on the locking mechanism. However! Don’t push too hard as that will cause the latch to catch another tooth and make your situation much more dire.

Hopefully you figured all that out. I mean, the harlot already absconded with all your possessions, but at least you’re free.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!