Hang with me. There's a logic to this.
First off, let's make it clear that this post is about this:
Later this evening, season 9 of one of our favourite shows will begin. Some of us, including me, are super excited about this.
Others, some of which I know are among us,
We're going to do something different. Since the are still two more games to go, we are going to split the coverage into two. Part Two will run midweek after the ANZAC Day games are played.
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Round 5 (so far)
The Round started with a
Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey. It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the new home of Atlético Madrid, the Wanda Metropolitano stadium on the east side of Madrid. It's a very nice stadium. We drove by it last year.
Yes, I like weed. A lot.
Yes, we've done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already mentioned privately to a few folks, it's not every year that 4/20 falls on a Friday. And the last time we did this, I left a lot
Yeah sure, it's Friday the 13th. But we're ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago.
But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th? True story, Bro.
My marriage sucked all teh ass. It almost killed me (literally), truth be told. Not
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se. But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me. So afraid was I, that I'd put off this
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening]
Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie.
Balls: Where the hell have you guys been? I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie.
Beastie and tWBS (in unison): Grumble grumble.
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won't be this year.
Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of you know why. Those who don't, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind. But trust me....my left ass cheek is almost completely purple
All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping Contest, and all the AFL Round 1 action on
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AFL Round One
Since 2008, the AFL season opener has featured the Richmond Tigers
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep.
Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it.
The soccer slate is relatively empty as all the leagues are off due to this weekend being a FIFA Friendly weekend and a ton of national teams are either
"The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building on the outskirts of the city of Thorg.
Thorg had been a whaling town in its hey day, but now the Yellow Flupgrup Whale had been hunted
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AFLW Round 7
The Round started on North American Late Thursday night with the first of essentially three playoff games. The GWS Giants were hosting the Brisbane Lions with a berth in the Grand Final on the line. GWS needed to win, Adelaide to