The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either 5-4 or 6-3 depending on what happened when Demaryius Thomas met his ex-girlfriend.
(Update: he didn't quite do as too many NFL players do in an elevator
Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you like the colour "light blue".
This also works if you like teams that are stuck in the middle
of the mediocrity zone that is a .500 record.
This time, I'll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write this post had an unexpected guest and couldn't do the post.
I'm thinking it was a sexy guest.
Now, it seems more like Spring Break than the first week
INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING.
Balls (checking address): This is the place.
[Knocks on door]
Balls: Ian, are you in there?
[Door cracks open]
Ian: Who is this? What are you doing here?
Balls: It’s me. Balls of Steel. I hope I haven’t caught you at a bad time.
Ian (flashing a confident
Work with me. It's a difficult time for us culés. And no, that's not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could see where you might think that.
A culé is a Barça fan in Catalan much like a Masshole is a Pats fan and a Fat Guy Crying
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO's adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia.
If you don't think that's the coolest team shield EVAR, I don't know what to say.
All of today's games are available on the Univision Deportes app in the US,
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full Saturday of delightful Footy action!
Here is the schedule:
This is one of those days that it makes sense to wake up early and have beer for breakfast.
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one:
The second was probably this one:
Even though I was a wee lil Steelers fan back then, I really liked the Houston Oilers and Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini. Those were some
On Friday night's Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves a beauty of a game. The recap, the final Footy Tipping Contest standings, and much more on
Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat!
I watched many of
It's my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today!
Without further ado,
Crikey! That's some great games!
Before I forget, you need to watch this:
In case you didn't watch the Grand Final last night...
On to the Burning Questions of
No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!
However, I'd like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night's Thursday Night Football Open Thread:
Let this post
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression,
Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head.
And now, to the important stuff!
Yesterday, we were