Author's Note: I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid. One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet. For me, Jack Webb's vocal mannerisms as the Joe Friday character are classic, and sometimes even now, that just comes out. That's what happened here when I sat
At the risk of having y'all say, "Fuck, Balls again?!?" and having it NOT be related to what you did a few hours ago,
This time, I'm filling in for Don T as he was originally scheduled to regale you with tales of La Liga legends
And other stuff
But his doctor/curandero
Howdy, lizard people, it's time for another House of Pain with your friendly neighborhood… hold on, I'm getting something in my fake earpiece.
…I'm doing what? Are you sure? Me? Okay, just remember who's doing it when it becomes a shitshow!
Welp, I've got bad news, this isn't House of Pain, and
Here we are, back again, to take a look at football in LA this year. The regular season is over for all teams, so we have a good basis for comparison. Here is our final chart:
As you can see, the college teams collectively outdrew the NFL teams on average attendance.
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is under the weather.
Anywhoo, you get me this week. As I mentioned in the New Year Open Thread, one of my New Year resolutions is to look
Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of our Lord 2017.
And yeah, go fuck yourselves with that CE crap. Taking away the religious angle, the commonly accepted chronology is based on the estimated birth
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the last game of the season, I've decided to go through each team to see what the outlook is for the coach instead of reacting after the
No, that's not what I meant!!! Get your head in the game!!!
But I also can't fault ya on that one. One must play to their strengths.
Well, it's Christmas again
And as I've often told people, in spite of the fact that I'm a godless heathen; and in spite of all
I'm pretty certain that this is the latest I've ever been in starting on TGISF. I can't be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I'm pretty sure.
Yikes. Yep. It's currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th. Usually I'm more or
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I'm dipping into the "Pool of Princesses" for TGISF this week to make things easy on myself. Low hanging fruit, yada yada yada.
And while I don't have the energy or the creativity to try to be coy with the identity of
Note: While I wasn't paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn't need antibiotics afterwards.
But I digress...
In all seriousness, I've got a busy week, including packing for and going to Vegas. Balls has been kind enough to "volunteer" to contribute his vast and