She spoke softly. Barely above a whisper, but he could hear it like the Concorde in the 70s.

“¡No puedo esperar! Ya quiero que sea el jueves.”

They had set up a date for Thursday at a beach bar he knew well. The game would, of course, be on every TV in the place and word was the owner was rolling in a big screen with about a 100 foot extension cord.

There was nothing better than watching El Mundial with sand beneath your toes, a drink in your hand, and a beautiful woman at your side.

The Mexicans were facing the South Africans in the opening game. The Vuvuzela Derby, if you will. The nation that brought it to the world versus the nation that adopted it as its own.

“¿Cómo quieres que me viste?”

He took a deep pull from his bottle before answering. He wanted to say nothing, but they would be in public. She’d be down, but he would have his hands full fending off the pretenders to the throne.

“Un bikini debajo y el cover-up blanquito que es see-through.”

She smiled thinking how amazing she would look.

“¿Estás seguro? ¿Cuando fue la última vez que fuiste al doctor?”

He laughed.

“¡El mes pasado! Y me dijo que estoy en muy buena condición! Pero no sé cómo estarán los demás. Vas a dejar una línea de muertos cuando vayas al baño.”

She smiled at the compliment.

“Pero qué manera de ir. ¿No?”

He was feeling flirty.

“¡Puedo pensar en unas varias mejores maneras de ir!”

“A ver. Dime. ¿Que sería mejor que morir de ataque cardíaco al verme en bikini?”

He answered with a look.

“¡Cochino malpensado!” She laughed as she said it. “No me dejes en medio de. ¡Tan siquiera acaba el trabajo y luego puedes hacer lo que quieras!”

She liked him. She liked joking with him and she liked flirting with him. She was pretty sure she would like doing other things with him.

“¡Oye! Casi se me olvida. ¿Donde se puede encontrar esa competencia que me contaste el otro día?”

“Se llama: World Cup pool. Vas a:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/DFO_DOES_FIFA?p=doorfliesopen

Y la password es: doorfliesopen”

“Y nunca me dijiste qué es eso de ‘doorfliesopen’”

He still wanted to keep some mystery. At least until he was naked with her.

“¿No te dije que si te portas bien, te diré?”

She raised her eyebrow. “¿Y no me he portado bien?”

“Maomeno…”

COMMENT AWAY!

5 4 votes
Article Rating

Leave a Reply

Subscribe
Notify of
52 Comments
blaxabbath

We just watched the Bill Watterson documentary. It’s nice to hear people shitting on Snoopy pushing life insurance.

2Pack

Teasingly plugging the WC pool…
Nice…

Gumbygirl

I can’t believe they blew a 4 goal lead at home. Shameful.

1000003001
Bogdanski
Senor Weaselo

Just came back from my second wake in as many weeks. This one for a family friend, phenomenal keyboard player, member of Rat Race Choir who eventually became a keyboard engineer for Korg. Like, he was THE guy. Absolute legend, and how Padre Weaselo got to going to the NAMM show

Or as Padre Weaselo put it in terms of his friend being Known, “Someone had to tell Herbie the news, but he’s unable to attend since he’s on tour in Asia right now.”

And then I had to check on the cat, as the cat and the Steinway were bequeathed to Padre Weaselo but he’s got a gig either in Cape Cod or on Martha’s Vineyard tonight.

Bogdanski

As in Hancock?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pretty sure the Love Bug passed during COVID, so I can’t think of anyone else it could be.

Bogdanski

That was the original. The Lyndsay Lohan one followed all the medical advice and is thriving as an Uber in BiIllings, MT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why are the former Whalers losing?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nevermind, they aren’t anymore

WCS

BananaVARcakes?

Mr. Ayo

Banana Cakes getting ready.

WCS

Rally?

nah

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

or yah

Don T

Thar’s good behavioUr banter, the passing on 1st down of flirting ⭐️

yeah right

Power move.

Mr. Ayo

Toronto reacts reasonably.

Last edited 15 hours ago by Mr. Ayo
herodotus450

Puck dont lie

Mr. Ayo

Welp, ice VAR can’t stop every goal.

Mr. Ayo

Goalie Interference is the Hurricanes secret weapon

Gatoraids

huh what!??!the goalie hasn’t been pulled
-P. Rivers

WCS

If you don’t habla Espanol, by clicking the link and entering, you’ve just given Balls permission to harvest your organs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pshhh like we all haven’t already done that

Gatoraids

tried to find cornucopia of organs no results but did find this one of bacon and meat

comment image

Don T

O’oo, sparklers as a side dish #Festive

Horatio Cornblower

Good luck with my liver, fucko.

SonOfSpam

No kidding, there isn’t a cromulent liver among the entire readership.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Armedandhammered doesn’t drink, so he should be at the top of the donor list

Gumbygirl

That’s the spirit, throw someone to the vivisectionist while the rest of us run away!

Gumbygirl

There probably isn’t a decent liver between all of us, so why would anyone bother?

herodotus450

In honor of Pride Day Week Month: How bout these jerseys!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

UPDATE: I switched from a frozen piña colada to one on the rocks because I’d already cleaned the blender and didn’t want to do it again.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t give a fuck what press people thi–ooooh, you mean DonT. Is Burger King even open right now?

Mr. Ayo

But he hopefully learned enough etiquette to not spit on the ground.

Horatio Cornblower

/spits

Horatio Cornblower

Welp, the Yankees and Red Sox have been postponed because a bunch of pussies aren’t willing to play ball in penny-sized hail. This is what happens when you let Big Woke run baseball.

Guess I’ll drink beers instead.

Mr. Ayo

That’s your answer for everything. I’d suggest upgrading to proper liqour at some point.

Horatio Cornblower

I had a margarita with dinner.

Linguini with clams. Fuck me it was good.

Mr. Ayo

That’s great news, but I’m gonna pass on that offer. You have Lowratio in house.

Senor Weaselo

It’s one fewer game to play with on the IL Judge and one more to play with probably rushed off the IL Judge, I call this an absolute win!

WCS

https://doorfliesopen.com/2026/06/06/full-void-open-thread/#comment-1307510

Moving this over to this thread, because it’s still ongoing, and it’s just too much fun to be left abandoned.

WCS

19:58 UPDATE: Tree branches starting to break, responders bracing for male to fall.

Mr. Ayo

I fell out of tree from 30ish feet and turned out fine. He’ll be ok.

WCS

20:17 UPDATE: Responders are almost with him, he is resisting. “MOVING TO SEDATION PLAN” is what is reads.

Mr. Ayo

Damn, don’t harsh his buzz man.

WCS

20:26 UPDATE: Responders have him, and are lowering him down.

Horatio Cornblower

I feel like there’s a gap between “moving to sedation plan” and “responders have him” that could use some clarification.

Mr. Ayo

LIke the matrix, there is no scheduler.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/throws away all my spoons

52
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x