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"Dallas booing the hydration break like it was another Eagles TD." – Don T
The Void is offically upon us. The Void is gonna linger, much like a cabbage fart in a stuck elevator.
Seriously, I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I’d say less than nothing, but one can’t really use integers to measure thoughts or ideas.
Talk amongst yourselves, if y’all want.
Did Brick’s 2-legged horsey win??
Best Call All Week Award:
Naked man climbed about 25 feet in a tree, is actively doing cocaine.
19:09 UPDATE: Male has now climbed approximately 40 feet up, and is out of range of firetruck ladder.
19:12 UPDATE: Plastic bag dropped into woods (there goes his fuel)
19:25 UPDATE: Drone requested (no idea why)
Legend! Let him be. He’ll get in more trouble later.
“Unironically, yes.” – Eli Manning, before hearing the second part
Who passively does cocaine, tree or not?
Birds and squirrels?
Oh right, the Belmont in about 30 minutes.
Let’s say…#7 Commandment.
I’ll take #3 Chief Wallabee because racism!
Led at the turn and then died like the stupid idiot he was.
Kinda like the Sioux after Little Bighorn.
/just immediately goes to Hell.
Elmer’s and Alpo for the losers.
They missed history by not running Golden Tempo in The Preakness.
Never hear the end of that shit.
The Belmont, still running at Saratoga.
I do actually see the new grandstand from the Cross Island Parkway when it isn’t being blocked off by UBS. It’s got that modern look, so it sucks now.
Just like how every single goddamn bridge looks the same!
Let’s see . . .
All signs point to “MAYBE”
HOT TAEK:
Apple/Tesla is the equivalent of Jets/Mets
Not so much “hot” as “inscrutable”. What on earth do you mean?
They all suck?
Ok, nerds, talk me out of getting a MacBook Air instead of like an Acer Aspire
I’m not going to.
I’m not an Apple guy
It’s a cult.
I will not. A MacBook Air is a great laptop.
Wish I had got one of those instead of spending the extra money on a MacBook Pro.
There’s only just the one nerd in this conversation…
My HP has lasted since before COVID, I like the large screen without being super heavy.
Something called “Morgan Wallan” had a concert last night and tonight in Yinzburgh. Due to weather conditions, the concert (term used very loosely) was cancelled. Tickets were $300, and my friend who works at a hotel reported rooms were selling for $400.
So I guess Pittsburgh is not God’s country?
Who’s that country guy that always causes mayhem when he plays Pittsburgh? Somebody totally whitebread that you wouldn’t think would get the hillbillies all riled up. Can’t think of his name.
Hank Williams Jr.?
No, Hank was a wild child. This guy was more bland.
Kenny Chesney! He’s the one that the squinty actress divorced for ” fraud” because he liked dick. Can’t imagine why a dweeb like him stirred up the shitkickers so much, but there were riots and general running amok every time he played there.
This is a Luke Bryan fan, supposedly in Pittsburgh
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This reminds me of the Mr. Show sketch on blowing up the moon.
Fuck that rock, anyway.
Yinz are both correct.
It was Chesney in the 00’s and ’10s. The city really started to crackdown on that. Soooo…
The ’20s has given way to Luke Bryan taking that mantle.
Route 66, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 1969
Ernst Haas
Ernst Haas (1921-1986), pioneer color photographer
Bullfight, Pamplona, Spain, 1956
Ernst Haas
Reflection, Revolving Door #2, NYC
Ernst Haas (1957)
New York
Ernst Haas (1952)
New York
Ernst Haas (1952)
He’s too sexy for that Minolta
Brick: “Actually, it’s an EyeBlinder 600, made by Kodak in a lab just outside Encino in 19 Dickety Three.”
That’s a Rolleiflex TLR
He looks like he got his kicks.
Remarkable work. His shots somehow appear to be drawings at first glance.
Welcome back to Doing Baseball teh RITE Way, Lars Nootbaar!!
In English, his name is Larry Notabear.
TRUE HIPPO STORY – I have nevar played Stratego.
All this time I thought I knew you.
You were thinking of Moo Deng
I have never either. Why would you?
It’s actually a really good game.
Requires forethought and everything. Granted it’s been 20 years since I’ve played?
Played it frequently as a kid. It’s the only reason I know army ranks.
Looks like the Dr. Mrs. is going for a record of her own – the greatest number of cleaning-based household appliances running at one time. We’ve got: upstairs roomba, canister vacuum (also being used upstairs), washing machine, and dishwasher.
She should make them fighthttps://youtube.com/shorts/cKCEDfhRumU?si=SNE7KFOQQ8ogtbyu
Would like to get my first swim of the year in but the ” Crosswind of Life Insurance Payouts” has reared its ugly head.
/We’ll meet another time, my friend
So I’m tidying up the 120 Minutes Playlist Project and I’ve got a dilemma: I’ve got a relatively low-resolution version of Dramarama’s “Anything Anything” (128 kbps) that plays fine, or I’ve got a high quality version (320 kbps) that is missing the first note. What should I do?
Higher quality version.
And dub in the first note yourself (get Weaselo to help if you can’t music).
Bonus if it’s the brown note
I was actually thinking about doing that but upon closer analysis via Audacity the first note is fine. For some reason I just needed to insert an extra 0.5 seconds of silence before the song starts and it sorts itself out. This calls for a celebration!
I’ve informed the Dr. Mrs. that our anniversary dinner tonight is now doing double duty. Ha ha, she said I should keep it up with the hilarious jokes and maybe we’ll make it into a celebration of ZERO things. She’s such a kidder.
It’s so fucking hot out and is just going to get hotter
It’s like 78,
Oh wait, you don’t live here any longer. Come back to Karen Bass’s LA – it’s glorious!
To paraphrase Steve Martin, I believe that Spencer Pratt can turn LA into what it once was, a desert basin unsuitable to sustain even half of its current population.
Looks like based on the way the absentee votes are going, Pratt has at least a 50-50 chance of finishing 3rd, locking the GOP out of the mayor race in November.
I mean, he’d lose by 20+ if he made the top two, so I’m not sure which is better.
I guess get him out now so he stops taking up oxygen. Also, he should stop taking up oxygen altogether.
Nah, it’s 68 and still have a marine layer.
Oh, you coastal folks and your marine layers…
Speaking of being covered in marine layers, when is Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show going to write up that BOTG for his trip to Fleet Week?
Was gonna go with “aren’t marine layers the desperate chicks at the bars in Long Beach at last call” but yours is better so I’ll stand down.
Enjoy the coolest summer for the rest of your life!
“You dumb bums with your ‘seasons’, what with weather being different at different times of the year? It’s so bootiful here all the time! And the traffic? Completely acceptable!
-BF “Not a Slow Simmering Frog At All!” C
Hippo, as always, recommends y’all follow my lead and don’t leave the house.
OMG Antonee Robinson with a Golazo! Tied 1-1 with the Krauts.
Already down to Germany 1-0 early in the friendly, USA is ready!
They’re playing in Chicago, which I think is in Indiana.
“Indiana? Lord, I can’t go back there.”
-87% of Bears fans,
Because they can’t find it on a map.
“What’s a map?”
-Bears fan
More signage at Dulles Airport. It must have taken hours to come up with these names when the airport was designed in the late 1950s.
Minutes even
I’m starved for sports content so I’m watching women’s volleyball and am definitely not objectifying their bodies, not for one second.
/every girl I dated in high school was on the volleyball team
//some guys are into goth girls
///me? I’m different
I was also a volleyball appreciater.
When I was in college at the nerd academy we took a trip up the road to UCSB one weekend and ended up at a party hosted by the women’s volleyball team. I didn’t score with any of those God-grabbed-a-chisel-and-said-I’m-gonna-build-me-a-woman beauties, but I at least went down swinging, unlike my dud companions who stood in a circle in the back of the living room talking to each other.
The UCSB women’s volleyball team was attractive? Well now I’ve heard everything. (don’t mind me, just jealous that you have that memory)
Please stop referring to Princeton that way, Rikki.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult such a well-renowned clown college.
That’s why you have to add racing to your sports viewing. Monaco GP qualifying this morning followed by MotoGP spring race in Hungary.
After that though, I’ll have to catch up on Euphoria until hockey starts.
Was it this one?
It was this one.
It’s from the writer of “Big Tits Zombie” so you know it’s legit.
Watching college baseball, pitched just took a liner off the shin and you can see the welt through his baseball pants.
They gotta get rid of aluminum bats in college ball.
Not even 11 a.m. and my MIL has set off the refrigerator alarm three times already. I think she’s going for the record today.
Lazy Saturday. Got a slow roast thing going and just taking her easy for the rest of you.
Just walked my dog 6+ miles for you.
Excellent.
Plus the dog will sleep for the rest of the day.
Not with me eating leftover kielbasa for lunch he won’t.
You’re probably going to be taking a couple more walks.
Is this that Ukranian kielbasa you’ve mentioned before?
Oh indeed.
We’re down to our last circle.
Another day, another trip to Data Alley.
70% of Internet traffic goes through Ashburn VA, which also has a massive AI infrastructure.
Green means go, pal. Put down the camera and put down that right foot.
I took this photo at 80mph while steering with my knee and doing a bong hit.
Another day the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed, another day of burning through our Strategic Petroleum Reserve to keep gas prices tolerable enough that people won’t whine too much about it.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-sisyphus-am-ninety-five-percent-of-the-way-there
Little Alex Horne: “Next is Sisyph.”
You know, Ms. Clients, I work on Saturdays* to accommodate you-the very least you can do is get back to me in a timely fashion.
*not hard but still…
Guy on reddit explaining how he places trading cards in with his bananas to self-checkout the cards at 89 cents/lbs.
Shame on me for not thinking of this. But, as someone who tries to steal from self-checkout just for sport, I’m going to add this to the toolbox. Though I’m sure cards are all under lock and key now.
Normally stealing pisses me off but I’m 100% fine with people ripping off the self-checkout. If the grocery store is demanding that I do labor on their behalf in order to tally up the items I’m purchasing from them, it’s perfectly valid for me to pay myself some sort of wage.
I don’t know what Walmart is thinking. I am RUINED as an employee and they want to just leave me to take care of myself?
Also, my rate is $450/hr so the 5 mins they need out of me is actually valued at a three hour minimum so….
I wholeheartedly agree, although I still have enough Catholic guilt that keeps me personally from stealing. But if other people do? Rock on with your bad self, hero!
Our local grocery store went half self-checkout a while ago and they must be taking a beating because the checkout procedure is so much stricter now.
I can’t even claim I’m buying naval oranges instead of sumos, thus saving 2/3 of the price, without the AI alerting some clerk to come over and timidly suggest that I might have made a mistake.
Make them send that clerk. Consume staff resources consistently to create backups in the queue.
Today I assembled my first ever drip system. Don’t be impressed, my family wasn’t.
But everyone sure likes how the plants automatically survive and produce stuff!
That’s something I should absolutely do with my garden.
Worst trouble was getting the parts. Home Depot all disorganized / out of stock, etc. Got this kit off Amazon and I feel like I bought a new tackle box that’s general fit out and, more importantly, is comprehensive and simple.
And now I dont need to waste so much to replenish the parts. Because I will start stealing them via self-checkout.
Ciao tutti.
KITTEH!!!!
Cats really do believe in “experience is the best teacher.”
Sure you can!
You have negative five ideas! Easy peasy
Truly the “No thoughts, head empty” meme
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