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"Factory of Sadness knows no Offseason!" – Redshirt
The Void is offically upon us. The Void is gonna linger, much like a cabbage fart in a stuck elevator.
Seriously, I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I’d say less than nothing, but one can’t really use integers to measure thoughts or ideas.
Talk amongst yourselves, if y’all want.
Watching college baseball, pitched just took a liner off the shin and you can see the welt through his baseball pants.
They gotta get rid of aluminum bats in college ball.
Not even 11 a.m. and my MIL has set off the refrigerator alarm three times already. I think she’s going for the record today.
Lazy Saturday. Got a slow roast thing going and just taking her easy for the rest of you.
Just walked my dog 6+ miles for you.
Excellent.
Plus the dog will sleep for the rest of the day.
Not with me eating leftover kielbasa for lunch he won’t.
Another day, another trip to Data Alley.
70% of Internet traffic goes through Ashburn VA, which also has a massive AI infrastructure.
Green means go, pal. Put down the camera and put down that right foot.
Another day the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed, another day of burning through our Strategic Petroleum Reserve to keep gas prices tolerable enough that people won’t whine too much about it.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-sisyphus-am-ninety-five-percent-of-the-way-there
You know, Ms. Clients, I work on Saturdays* to accommodate you-the very least you can do is get back to me in a timely fashion.
*not hard but still…
Guy on reddit explaining how he places trading cards in with his bananas to self-checkout the cards at 89 cents/lbs.
Shame on me for not thinking of this. But, as someone who tries to steal from self-checkout just for sport, I’m going to add this to the toolbox. Though I’m sure cards are all under lock and key now.
Normally stealing pisses me off but I’m 100% fine with people ripping off the self-checkout. If the grocery store is demanding that I do labor on their behalf in order to tally up the items I’m purchasing from them, it’s perfectly valid for me to pay myself some sort of wage.
I don’t know what Walmart is thinking. I am RUINED as an employee and they want to just leave me to take care of myself?
Also, my rate is $450/hr so the 5 mins they need out of me is actually valued at a three hour minimum so….
Our local grocery store went half self-checkout a while ago and they must be taking a beating because the checkout procedure is so much stricter now.
I can’t even claim I’m buying naval oranges instead of sumos, thus saving 2/3 of the price, without the AI alerting some clerk to come over and timidly suggest that I might have made a mistake.
Today I assembled my first ever drip system. Don’t be impressed, my family wasn’t.
But everyone sure likes how the plants automatically survive and produce stuff!
That’s something I should absolutely do with my garden.
Worst trouble was getting the parts. Home Depot all disorganized / out of stock, etc. Got this kit off Amazon and I feel like I bought a new tackle box that’s general fit out and, more importantly, is comprehensive and simple.
And now I dont need to waste so much to replenish the parts. Because I will start stealing them via self-checkout.
Ciao tutti.
KITTEH!!!!
Cats really do believe in “experience is the best teacher.”
Sure you can!
You have negative five ideas! Easy peasy
Truly the “No thoughts, head empty” meme
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