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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 7 (28 overall)
This round happened a little before the “Casino” tournament in Palm Springs that my retired friend is putting on. Coincidentally, he was the one…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 6 (27 overall)
I’m doing a little bit of time jumping. This round actually happened before the May tournament that I told you about last time. I…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 5 (26 overall) and Pinch Hit Open Thread!
Unfortunately, your usual Warhammer Open Thread will be delayed until next week due to unavoidable circumstances. Call me Manny Mota as I’m pinch-hitting for…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 4 (25 overall)
As you may remember, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever in Volume…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 3 (24 overall)
Last time, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever. Today, I’m going to…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 2 (23 overall)
Last time, I let you know about the first time I used my new clubs during the second tournament of the year. It went…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)
I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…