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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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A Fresh Load For The Brain Dump
It’s been a fair few months since I’ve collected my thoughts from the notes I keep on my phone. Today I decided to pull…
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A Football Story For The Galaxy
For the last decade I’ve been wanting to write a novel that takes place in the stars that make up Orion’s Belt. I never…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed
Refusing the urge to call myself “funemployed” took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I’m oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I’ve ever…
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Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 2: The Five Rules
My dad didn’t know how to be a dad. He got married to a high-powered DC businesswoman who out-earned him significantly, and when they…
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Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 1: These Posts Were Supposed To Be Shorter
In this Boil-Down, I illustrate the reason why none of these ideas ever make it out of the concept phase! I’ve put together a…
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The Brain Dump: Out Of My Head & Into The Toilet
Welcome to The Brain Dump, a series where my archive of brain farts are cataloged and then discarded for the amusement of no one…