/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on Salwa road in Doha, Qatar.
Wakezilla: Marhaba! Assalamu Alaikum my DFO friends! Your pal Wakezilla recently got a life changing promotion that required me to move to
Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,
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Today's final installment of [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by marrying rich, prenuptial agreements, and the Mayflower Moving Company.
Now, normally the fourth day & final day of [DFO] Hate Week is set aside for attacking pet peeves I've had with the league over the year:
I hope you've enjoyed the week so far. Sorry today was a little late - work got in the way.
This third installment of the Third Annual [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by what's left of the Grateful Dead, California Emissions Standards, and the 1-Eleven Neighborhood Crips,
a division of
Welcome to the second day of the Third Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Quincy Market, the USS Constitution, and Boston drivers - where road rage is for both in front of & behind the wheel.
I could easily just repost my Hate Week articles from 2017
Welcome to another [DFO] recurring tradition: Hate Week - where we examine various aspects of the game which culminate in this year's Super Bowl.
Tonight's first installment in the third year of this tradition is all about the state of the NFL itself, brought to you by medicinal marijuana, arbitrary justice,