Sexy Friday – 20240301

TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we’re on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner.

Survival – Personal Edition

Ever make the terrible choice to have children? And then have that wonderful sensation of them getting sarcastic with you? Let’s deal with that.

• When that behaviour starts, just ignore it. By not engaging and giving them a reaction they can quickly lose interest.
• Bring attention when their behaviour is obnoxious. Make to point out the specific information that is unacceptable. Also, for fun, keep a yellow flag or card in your back pocket. Then, whip that yellow flag or card out and raise it in the air in front of that child. Explain the information above, then give them a time out in the corner.
• Remove privileges. Start small by reducing screen time and internet time. If necessary, start sending their devices and toys to a “Sass Prison”. Explain in detail why you’re doing this and the good behaviour needed to free their imprisoned stuff.
• Naturally, our natural reaction in these parts would be to sass back and enjoy it quite immensely. Unfortunately, that’s just re-enforcing their behaviour and will make things worse. Also, they’ll just come back with even better sarcasm next time.
• Now you’re probably asking, isn’t this stifling this child’s wit and humour? No! This is teaching them not to sass you and their elders. Instead, try channeling this display of humour into something more productive. Sit them done and watch movies and comedians with sarcastic wit to show them how it’s done successfully and respectfully.
• Remember that children learn from their parents, so try to curtail the sarcasm with others when your children are around. As the famous ad says, “I learned it from YOU!”

Hopefully your child is now a famous comedian and treats you all the proper respect.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

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