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  • The King is Dead, Long Live The King

    The King is Dead, Long Live The King

    December 31, 2025

    Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…

  • Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.

    Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.

    July 13, 2025

    Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps,…

  • It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

    It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

    February 13, 2025

    Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…

  • DFO does 1957

    DFO does 1957

    January 31, 2024

    From the game thread on Sunday between the 49’ers and the Lions, many, many jokes and/or comments were made about how long it’s been…

  • Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

    Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

    December 14, 2023

    Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    January 17, 2023

    You know what really grinds my gears? Those people who make a big mewling deal about the name “soccer”. It’s called soccer in North…

  • Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

    Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

    December 13, 2022

    Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…

  • The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational

    The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational

    October 5, 2022

    Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…

  • Luv Ya

    Luv Ya

    May 18, 2021

    tWBS died a year ago. It’s still shocking because tWBS was so alive—combative, emphatic, warm… He could take any Russian in a freezer vodka…

  • Me ‘n Seamus

    Me ‘n Seamus

    May 21, 2020

    There are definitely people here who knew Seamus better than I did.  People who knew him in real life for instance.  One of my…

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