AVN Prédiction Results Special

The show is done, the orgies have finished, and the awards have been handed out. The pressing question inside each of your minds is, of course, how did Balls do in predicting the winners?

Well, dear readers, the answer will be coming soon (seewhatididthere?) but first I want to throw out the challenge flag to Make It Snow. I challenge thee to a pickoff!

There’s a reason this man is banging Kate Upton

The predictor with the highest percentage of correct picks gets… I don’t know. Something. We’ll figure it out.

Without further ado, here is a nice table showing the categories, my predicción, and the actual winner. Matches will be highlighted in BOLD.

All-Girl Performer of the YearAyumi AnimeCharlotte Stokely
Best Actor – FeatureSeth Gamble, Deadpool XXXSeth Gamble, Deadpool XXX
Best Actor – FeaturetteXander Corvus, The Jerk With a Johnson: A DP XXX ParodyTommy Pistol, The Weight of Infidelity
Best Actress – FeaturePoon Raider: A DP XXX ParodyEliza Jane, Anne: A Taboo Parody
Best Actress – FeaturetteGina Valentina, Don’t Talk To Strangers (from The Psychiatrist)Angela White, Who’s Becky?
Best All-Girl Group Sex SceneThe Coven Wives, Sweetheart/Mile High; Cherie DeVille, Brandi Love & Alexis FawxA Flapper Girl Story; Ivy Wolfe, Eliza Jane, & Jenna Sativa
Best Anal Sex SceneAbigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Markus DupreeAngela White & Rocco Sifreddi, I Am Angela
Best Boy/Girl Sex SceneHot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Alina Lopez & Markus DupreeThe Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Avi Love and Ramon Nomar
Best Double Penetration Sex SceneAngela Loves Anal 2, AGW Entertainment; Angela White, Mick Blue & Markus DupreeAbigail Mac, Jax Stayher, & Prince Yahshua, Abigail
Best Foreign-Shot Anal Sex SceneHot Girls With Nice Asses 2, Analized/Girlfriends; Cherry Kiss, Erik Everhard & James DeenThe Prisoner, Clea Gaultier, Kristof Cale & Charlie Dean
Best Foreign-Shot Boy/Girl Sex SceneBabysitting in Ibiza, Vixen.com; Mary Kalisy & Christian ClayEscort Deluxe, Rose Valerie & Ricky Mancini
Best Foreign-Shot Group Sex SceneHow I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse; Ella Hughes, Gia Paige & Ryan RyderUndercover, Alexa Thomas, Megan Rain, Apolonia Lapiedra, & Emilio Ardana
Best Girl/Girl Sex SceneAbigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Kissa SinsAbigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Kissa Sins
Best Group Sex SceneNew Year’s Kiss, ReidMyLips.com; Riley Reid, Jill Kassidy, Melissa Moore & Jean Val JeanAfter Dark, Tori Black, Jessa Rhodes, Mia Malkova, Abella Danger, Kira Noir, Vicki Chase, Angela White, Ana Foxxx, Bambino, Mick Blue, Ricky Johnson, Ryan Driller, & Alex Jones
Best Male Newcomer Dustin DaringJason Luv
Best New StarletAlina LopezIvy Wolfe
Best Non-Sex PerformanceAxel Braun, Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked ComixKyle Stone, Never Forgotten
Best Oral Sex SceneKira and Julie Suck Dick Together, Swallowed.com; Kira Noir, Julie Kay & Mike AdrianoAngela by Darkko, Angela White
Best Solo/Tease PerformanceHot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Alina LopezKissa Sins, The Corruption of Kissa Sins
Best Star ShowcaseAbigail, Tushy/Jules JordanI Am Angela
Best Supporting ActorNacho Vidal, Fly Girls: Final Payload, Digital Playground/PulseCharles Dera, Cartel Sex
Best Supporting ActressStoya, Talk Derby to Me, Sweetheart/Mile HighJoanna Angel, A Trailer Park Taboo
Best Three-Way Sex Scene – Boy/Boy/GirlMelania’s Revenge, Fantasy Girl/CatalinaCruz.com; Catalina Cruz, Marcus London & Tony DeSergioSlut Puppies 12, Honey Gold, Chris Stokes, and Jules Jordan
Best Three-Way Sex Scene – Girl/Girl/BoyUltimate Fuck Toy: Jill Kassidy, Jules Jordan Video; Jill Kassidy, Bella Rose & Markus DupreeThe Corruption of Kissa Sins, Angela White, Kissa Sins, & Markus Dupree
Best Virtual Reality Sex SceneVRB World Cup 2018, VRBangers.com; Chloe Foster, Lola Fae, Jane Wilde, Kenzie Reeves, Ember Snow, Alexis Avery, Alexa Nova, Emily Blacc, Zoey Foxx, Devon Green, Daizy Cooper, Ryan Keely & Chad WhiteWonder Woman (A XXX Parody), Marley Brink and John Strong
Female Foreign Performer of the YearCherry KissAnissa Kate
Female Performer of the YearJill KassidyAngela White
Mainstream Venture of the YearMick Blue, Mick Blue RacingAsa Akira, Family Guy guest appearance
Male Foreign Performer of the YearErik EverhardRocco Siffreddi
Male Performer of the YearJohnny SinsManuel Ferrara
MILF Performer of the YearBrandi LoveCherie DeVille
Niche Performer of the YearMarceloKarla Lane
Most Outrageous Sex SceneALLMy First Boy/Girl/Puppet, The Puppet Inside Me, Charlote Sartre, Margot Downonme, and Tommy Pistol
Best Art DirectionQueen of Thrones: A Brazzers XXX Parody, Brazzers/PulseDeadpool XXX, Wicked Comix
Best CinematographyUndercover, Marc Dorcel/Wicked; Herve BodilisAfter Dark, Winston Henry
Best Director – FeatureAbigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Kayden KrossAxel Braun, The Possession of Mrs. Hyde
Best Director – Non FeatureThe Corruption of Kissa Sins, Jules Jordan Video; Jules JordanEvil Chris, I Am Angela
Best Director – Web Channel/SiteLee Roy Myers, WoodRocket.comLee Roy Myers, WoodRocket.com
Best EditingSquirtwoman: Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions; Craig DazeEvil Ricky
Best MakeupDragon Boob Z, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium; Cassandra Cain, T13, Jeff Chang & Miranda DudleyDeadpool XXX, Dusty Lynn & Cammy Ellis
Best Marketing Campaign – Company ImageGirlfriends FilmsVixen Media Group
Best Marketing Campaign – Individual ProjectLisa Ann: Back 4 More, The Real Lisa Ann/Evil AngelI Am Angela, Evil Angel Films
Best ScreenplayThe Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked Pictures; Lasse Braun, Axel Braun & Rikki BraunThe Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked Pictures; Lasse Braun, Axel Braun & Rikki Braun
Best SoundtrackHamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub PremiumHamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium
Best Special EffectsHand Solo: A DP XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse, Star Wars: The Last Temptation – A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/PulseStar Wars: The Last Temptation – A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
Best Virtual Reality Product/SiteCzechVR.comNaughtyAmericaVR.com
Foreign Director of the YearErika LustRocco Siffreddi
Director of the YearKayden KrossKayden Kross
Best Action/ThrillerUndercover, Marc Dorcel/WickedThe Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked
Best All-Girl MovieMy Boifriend, Viv Thomas/MetArt/GirlfriendsAngela Loves Women 4
Best All-Girl SeriesWomen Seeking Women, Girlfriends FilmsWomen Seeking Women
Best Anal MovieSoapy Anal Babes, BAM Visions/Evil AngelFirst Anal 6
Best Anal SeriesPerv City University Anal Majors, Perv City/Adult SourceAnal Beauty
Best Anthology MovieHot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. EntertainmentIcons
Best BDSM MovieCherie DeVille Is Kinky, Kink.com/Jules JordanHotwife Bound 3
Best ComedySecond First Date, Wicked PicturesLove in the Digital Age
Best Continuing SeriesBang Bus, Bang Bros/GirlfriendsNatural Beauties
Best DramaThe Seduction of Heidi, Adam & Eve PicturesAfter Dark
Best Ethnic MoviePho’king Asians 3, Devil’s/PulseMy Asian Hotwife 3
Best Ethnic/Interracial SeriesPho’king Asians, Devil’s/PulseMy First Interracial
Best FeaturetteThe Jerk With a Johnson: A DP XXX Parody, DigitalPlayground.com
Killer Blowjobs, ReidMyLips.com
The Weight of Infidelity
Best Foreign Feature/Anthology MovieRussian Institute 23: The Cocktease, Marc Dorcel/WickedA 40 Year Old Widow
Best Gonzo MovieBrazzers House 2, Brazzers/PulseA XXX Documentary
Best Ingénue MovieBarely Legal 159: Bratty Step Sisters, Hustler VideoBest New Starlets 2018
Best Interracial MovieOnce You Go Black: Will It Fit? 2, Video Team/Metro/PulseInterracial Icon 6
Best Lewd Propositions MovieBang Bus 73, Bang Bros/GirlfriendsThe Psychiatrist
Best MILF MovieMother Fuckin’ Anal, Belladonna/Evil AngelMILF Performers of the Year 2018
Best New SeriesPussy Is the Best Medicine, Brazzers/PulseLesbian Lessons
Best Niche MovieAlien Insemination, Anastasia Pierce/PulseEvil Squirters 5
Best Niche SeriesFoot Fetish Daily, Kick Ass/ExileSquirt for Me
Best Older Woman/Younger Girl MovieKittens & Cougars 13, Zero Tolerance EntertainmentThe Lesbian Experience, Women Loving Girls 3
Best Oral MoviePOV Mania 12, Fallout FilmsGag Reflex 3
Best Orgy/Gangbang MovieNerd Orgy, Third Degree FilmsGangbang Me 3
Best ParodyHow I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody, Digital Playground/PulseDeadpool XXX
Best Polyamory MoviePolyamorous, JoyMii/PulseWatching my Hotwife 3
Best Pro-Am/Exhibitionist MovieOC Amateurs 3: Huntington Beach Honies, Lethal Hardcore/PulseMick’s Pornstar Initiations
Best Taboo Relations MovieFauxcest, Devil’s/PulseSibling Seductions 2
Clever Title of the YearSuck My Ass & Say Nacho, Canale Corp/Evil AngelHamiltoe

Adding them all up, I got a grand total of 7.5 correct out of 78. That makes for a percentage of 9.6%.

On second thought, forget about the pickoff…

Each year, it seems some film is the breakout film and some star is the breakout star. This year, it was The Possession of Mrs. Hyde and Angela White. More so, it was Angela White as she won multiple awards as well as Performer of the Year.

A True Australian Hero. Just like this guy:

We’ll be back to try to do better next year!




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I didn’t even know Charlotte Stokeley was still doing porn. She’s cute.

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I hope Kira and Julie Suck Dick Together is as good as the book.

Also, there’s a porn star named “Jean Val Jean.” Literature!

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Good work. The names alone are make these well worth reading.

How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX

For instance is great on a few levels, the best being a mom joke.


Wasn’t that long ago your spare room would’ve been filled with jizz-encrusted VHS tapes. “Dammit, ruined another $30 player. Gotta make a Fry’s run at lunch.” (The 1990s were a magical time)

Enrico Pallazzo

Ivy Wolfe was a trash winner IMO.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Big Corn Syrup!


This post is like a choose your own adventure book for jacking it

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh



The moral of the story is painfully clear: ALWAYS BET ON RIKKI!

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Ian Scott McCormick

Hosted by Rain and Rayne? We get it. Everybody’s gonna be really wet at the AVN Awards.