We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel "Fat Sam" Allardyce as Everton's manager. Not knowing the history of this asshole, I did some cursory Wikipedia research and found out exactly why Hippo hates him so.
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look down on us NASCAR fans, I'll be recapping this year's Monster Energy Cup season's top drivers/moments whilst at the same time giving you the definitive top
Editor's Note: The following post was first run on Valentine's Day of this year. No, we're not insane and we do not think today is Valentine's Day. But the nature of the information contained herein happens to again be topical. Also, there might be a quiz later.
Yes, this is a
It's always a bit weird when your team gets eliminated from the championship hunt, isn't it? I mean, there are still games left to be played, in my case one, but a little air has been let out of the tires. Call it the Finals refractory period, if you will.
There were no games this weekend since the AFL instituted a bye last year between the last Round of the Home and Away season and the first week of Finals. However, there was a lot of action on and off the field. I will also review my preseason predictions
I am speaking, of course, about the Bay Area. It's that mass of land in the north of my beautiful state that is home to mostly disgusting hairy hippy hipster no-good wine-swilling cheese-eating holier-than-thou arrogant assholes. And most of them support this piece of shit team:
This here is your ALTERNATE
There is one week left and we are still not sure who among a few teams will make the Eight. It's so nice that it comes down to the final week, isn't it? Who got eliminated, who clinched, and who is in limbo? READ ON!
Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL
You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy. This weekend brought me two of those things. Only one is AFL-related. The other was that I was able to get a parking spot ON THE STREET literally five feet from
Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you've living in a tree the last 50 years, here's the full sketch:
Now, I've noticed that we have a lot of awesome photographers here in the DFO stable. Over the holiday, I was impressed with the fireworks photos posted by Brick and
By now, you guys should now that I LOVE me some Canadia. I love Vancouver and, even though I made fun of my boss for traveling to Calgary for his very first trip to Canada, I think the rest of the country is pretty awesome. That doesn't, of course, count
Don't let it ever be said that I don't care for you. Yes, I am currently in my underwear and either completely asleep or lounging around the house not doing a motherfucking thing thanks to my work supervisors letting me have the day off today.
Yet, I toil in the DFO