Author: Ian Scott McCormick
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Is It Time To Worry About The Men’s Team USA Basketball Roster Before the FIBA World Cup?
No. Jesus Christ, no, you spastic idiot. What the hell is wrong with you? Hi. I realize that you the reader do not care…
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Remembering Defunct NFL Teams: The New York Giants
As the NFL reaches its 100th Anniversary, it’s important to remember the the league is a wildly different beast than it was in 1920.…
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The Narrative: Thoughts and Prayers From the PUBG Hellscape
With most sports, there exists the understanding that the competition will occur on the field of play. With others, it is the fans themselves…
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From Off The Streets Of Cleveland- Harvey Pekar’s 2019 Browns Preview
Hello. Sorry, I guess that was a little bit of an awkward introduction. Whadda ya want. I’ve been dead for nine years, ya know.…
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I Have Issues With Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
I’ve posted a few reviews/recaps of Russian movies around here. Some of them went over pretty well. One of them went viral-ish, and for…
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Fresh Set of Eyes: Lucky Trouble (Vykrutasy)
Lucky Trouble is a 2011 Russian RomCom where a rag tag bunch of homeless kids shock the world and become the U12 National Champions…
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Fresh Set of Eyes: Love And Pigeons
Love and Doves/Pigeons is the story of a moron who cheats on his wife, hurts everybody, and then reenters the picture. Or as the Soviets…
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Welcome to Earth: First Contact With Jasson “The Martian” Dominguez
July 2nd marked the opening of the International Free Agency period in Major League Baseball, where teams can sign talent from around the world…
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The New York Knicks Offseason: How You Doin’?
The NBA is crazy. A lot of people are talking about the upstart Brooklyn Nets, but those who know this city know the one…
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Copa America Preview- Ecuador: Anything But Middle Of The Road
Are you ready for some football? Slow down. Before you tell me that I need to wait until the fall, you should know that…
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