Let's do this at the height of our intelligence.
I don't come here to drag the Brooklyn Nets. I come in the name of creating content, and to do so I require a gimmick. For too long have I been freelancing without my very own safety net, so in this home
[Slams forehead into desk at office, arousing the suspicion of my coworkers from behind my cubicle walls]
[Takes long drag of a cigarette not caring that I don't smoke, that I'm violating company policy, that I'm still drunk from the night before and have lit the filter end like an
Dearest brother, and venerated golden boy,
As I write this correspondence to you, I can hear the dogs howling in the distance, my time of unchecked power nearing it's end. While the leaves have not yet begun to blush with their autumnal splendor, I truly have entered the winter of my
There are whispers in the NBA. Not the sort of hot air that leads to Woj bombs on twitter, or preface league wide action. The rumor isn’t conspicuous enough for the Worldwide Wes types, but merely exist as vibrations in the ether, imperceptible to anybody who doesn't know to listen.
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City...adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right, we’re doing a roast. Why? Because almost all team previews on comedy sites are roasts at heart, I’m going to cut the bullshit and just start
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom.
I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring home to meet your parents. I should be happy, you know? We’ve got four wonderful titles together. A rich history. A legacy franchise. My friends of other
I'm gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it's own dick off you don't have to look at them waffling over what is and is not a catch, an argument that soon devolves into what is and is not a football move.
I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out in my classmate's eyes. Many saw this profession as a means of diving into the deep cuts of bands obscure enough to brag about loving. A chance
The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who does not spend every Sunday talking about how you don’t even watch the NFL anymore, is Brett Favre still in the league? Despite being perceived as
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