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Not BOTG: My Trip to Sesame Place
It’s summer time (Don’t well actually me about the date not being June 21st) which brings about new pressures of what to do with…
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The Game of Thrones Finale Was Fine and Everybody Needs to Take a Nap
It was fine. Now it’s over. Go take a nap.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Let’s watch that beautiful clip again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChT3ewZXTfM OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH How’s that taste, Philly? Is it good? Is it horse shit in the street good?…
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Analysis: How The Denver Broncos Have Fixed Their Perceived Problems At Quarterback
Make no mistake. They’ve done it. For the Denver Broncos, the 2019 season will represent one of renewed hope, fostering in the next generation…
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HORSES
Given that it’s Kentucky Derby time, I thought I’d talk about horses. I’m not a gambler. I don’t trust horses, and I’ve only been…
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Kyler’s Movie Corner: The Great Gatsby
Hey everybody, this is Kyler Murray. As some of you know, my life has been a wild ride over the past two years. I…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 87: All Things End
I’ve begun this draft as the Nets are still very much alive. Make no mistake, they will have been long dispatched by the time…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 86: “Well, damn.”
Part of following the Nets all year long has meant that while I could decide to live my life, the Brooklyn Nets also exist,…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 85: Lost in a Cloud
I make bad decisions. Not the truly crippling ones like trying heroin or leaving my wife and child for a stranger who smiled at…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 84: The Problems With Narratives
Maybe it’s the narratives that ruin sports. The arguments we don’t simply make, but maintain well past the point where we should continue voicing…