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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 83: Welcome to the After Season
And then the fog rolls in, the sound and noise drift into the recesses of your memory. All the strife, all the anguish. It’s…
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Infinite Nets Game 82: The Regular Season Finale
Do I reflect here or wait until it really is all over? I could end it right now, but that would be a cop…
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Infinite Nets Game 81: Tickets Punched
In the end, all the anxiety and melodrama were in vain. For what seems like forever, I’ve spent the end of this season, cursing…
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Infinite Nets Game 80: The Antepenultimate Smoke
Have you ever considered what it takes to be a talking head? Think about Skip Bayless, and his entire livelihood. For the past 16…
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Infinite Nets Game 79: Four Cigarettes To Go
How did I do this every night before? Remember that? I did these after every game. That was poorly conceived. Granted, that’s how you…
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Infinite Nets Game 78: Five Cigarettes To Go
We’re in the endgame now. Five games to decide the season. The voice in my head tells me that I’ve got to rejoice in…
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Infinite Nets Week 24: Turn it over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIclgJhJ7s My daddy caught me smoking those cigarettes this year. And he made me smoke the whole pack in front of him and everybody,…
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Infinite Nets Week Week 23: Fading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85wVC9j1k1Q I can no longer speak about this team with any level of intelligence. That is both a combination of several factors. One is…
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Infinite Nets Week 22: The Playoffs Begin
Not officially https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PSq_zLhvmE I’m hitting the wall. I’d cruised though the winter, happy to have something to keep myself occupied through those cold, black…
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Infinite Nets Week 21: Brain Melt
If you can’t stand the heat, shut the fuck up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKJ8RT2Qkw When I was 23 years old, I’d moved to Florida with vague ambitions.…