As God is my witness, there was nothing that I could have done, honey.
It's a short week. The Nets entered it having lost all of their rhythm with Spencer Dinwiddie, however they were getting other players back, and the break was coming. Like a fighter waiting for the bell, they
Hey, baseball is back. Well, not really. Spring Training is back. Sort of. Do you care about Spring Training? I don't. We're about two weeks away from the start of meaningless games in pajamas, so really baseball stretching is back. Do you want to watch your favorite pitchers and catchers
Alright, we've got Caris back and are playing the Bulls. No way this doesn't work out.
The Nets started the week down a few key players and ended it with a few of them back. However they also fell back a game in the win loss column. I guess I'll take
We go now to a message from LA Rams Head Coach, Sean McVay
Good afternoon, America. I'm 33 years old.
Last Sunday, millions of people from around the world gathered to watch Super Bowl 53 where Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the rest of the New England Patriots defeated our LA Rams.
God, Jared Goff fucking blows.
There are no free lunches. I had been handed a car, a prehistoric 2004 Toyota Prius that allows me the freedom to leave the city, and the promise of better summers, so long as I can keep it running. But even free cars come with their
so what I'm saying about the Welsh is that-
Oh hi. You've caught me brainstorming with the other writers at Door Flies Open Dot Com. A lot of readers don't know this, but the majority of our supposedly reactionary commentary on the game is actually conceived, drafted and produced long before
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, everybody.
Wait, is that right? Can you have a Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, or is that crass? I'm not selling mattresses here. Do I have to go with Solemn Martin Luther King Jr Day? Is it all too soon?
This is going horribly.
This team is above .500?
The Nets played the Celtics on Monday. This seems like a rerun from last week, but I checked. It was a different game. They met up in Brooklyn this time, so that's a change of pace. Also, they won. Much better start to the week in
A few weeks ago, I decided it would be fun to review the 1975 Russian classic The Irony of Fate. I assumed it was going to be read by 10...maybe 20 people. That was a miscalculation. I had no idea just how many Russians turned out for a 43 year old
Man those guys really love romcoms.
I've gone viral, only none none of you guys really know it. That's fine. On January 2nd, I'd posted a brief opinion piece on The Irony of Fate. It's a Russian movie, so unless you are well versed in their history, every single reference will go
God those Pelican and Grizzlies losses earlier this year sucked.
To be a fan in 2019 is to consider yourself an expert. The experience of following either a team or a sport will inevitably force the viewer to not only believe, but to loudly proclaim to friends and complete strangers over
Happy New Years, Jabronis.
***Editors note: I realize this is the 2nd of January, and not in fact, the 1st. I'd written this to go up on Jan 1, but I got started on it late- about 1pm on Jan 1, and I decided to take a minute to, you know,