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Infinite Nets Week 20: The Sad Goodbye
This is all for the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQq9xbrST4 We’ve entered the buildup before the painful stretch. All season long, the Nets have defied their reputation…
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Infinite Nets Week 19: Hello Again
This season is still going? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoyglQKBUs I’ve hit the wall. Following the team as closely as I have has gone more smoothly than I…
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Fresh Set Of Eyes: Office Romance
Office Romance is a Rom-Com about people with horrifying teeth falling in love or lust with the talent at the workplace. As with the…
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Infinite Nets Week 18: All Star Week
As God is my witness, there was nothing that I could have done, honey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCQymeoU20 It’s a short week. The Nets entered it having…
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While You Were Hibernating: A Recap of MLBs Off Season
Hey, baseball is back. Well, not really. Spring Training is back. Sort of. Do you care about Spring Training? I don’t. We’re about two…
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Infinite Nets Week 17: Getting Back To Full Strength
Alright, we’ve got Caris back and are playing the Bulls. No way this doesn’t work out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2mTsz1oGI The Nets started the week down a…
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The Los Angeles Rams Rebuttal To The New England Patriots Championship Rally
We go now to a message from LA Rams Head Coach, Sean McVay Good afternoon, America. I’m 33 years old. Last Sunday, millions of…
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Infinite Nets Week 16: Chaos
God, Jared Goff fucking blows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGep7BPle4c There are no free lunches. I had been handed a car, a prehistoric 2004 Toyota Prius that allows…
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A Sneak Preview of Next Week’s Recap to the Big Event on Sunday
so what I’m saying about the Welsh is that- Oh hi. You’ve caught me brainstorming with the other writers at Door Flies Open Dot…
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Infinite Nets Week 15: A New York Centric Week
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, everybody. Wait, is that right? Can you have a Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, or is that…