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Infinite Nets Week 14: The Good Kind of Karma.
This team is above .500? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPk2Cg0TazY The Nets played the Celtics on Monday. This seems like a rerun from last week, but I checked.…
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Fresh Set of Eyes: Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
A few weeks ago, I decided it would be fun to review the 1975 Russian classic The Irony of Fate. I assumed it was going…
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Infinite Nets Week 13: Rough Waters
Man those guys really love romcoms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2uNp80wcZY I’ve gone viral, only none none of you guys really know it. That’s fine. On January 2nd,…
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Infinite Nets Week 12: Revenge Week
God those Pelican and Grizzlies losses earlier this year sucked. To be a fan in 2019 is to consider yourself an expert. The experience…
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Let’s Talk about The Irony of Fate
Happy New Years, Jabronis. ***Editors note: I realize this is the 2nd of January, and not in fact, the 1st. I’d written this to…
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Infinite Nets Week 11: My Neighborhood Is Killing Me
This blog has to be about something more than simply recapping the Brooklyn Nets. I’m going to have to move. Not out of the…
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Fudge Off, Ralphie: The Real Christmas Story Bully
One of my favorite traditions is catching the better part of four or five airings of A Christmas Story on TBS. Due to the…
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Infinite Nets Week 10: Busting Ass Before Christmas
I’ve been taking you for granted. It’s partly my nature. Ask my wife or ex-girlfriends. Or my employers. The cycle never breaks. In the…
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The Haders Guide to the Baseball Hall of Fame Vote
Howdy baseball folks, I realize most of you aren’t necessarily baseball folks, and I’m being a wise ass by implying otherwise, but we’re coming…
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Infinite Nets Week 9: I Guess They’re Not Tanking?
You had all weekend to do this. Why the fuck are you trying to do this at the last second? Thankfully there were only…