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Helpful Suggestions For A Better XFL
Hello Vince, I’m writing to you, because I see what you are attempting with the resurrection of your XFL, and I want to help.…
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Infinite Nets Week Eight: Tank Warfare?
“If we win one tomorrow, that’s called a winning streak” Writers note: I’m playing though pain. My daughter has been in daycare for a…
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Coach Harbaugh Learns About Retirement
Big 10 coaches Lovie Smith, Pat Fitzgerald, Kirk Ferentz, P.J. Fleck, James Franklin and Jeff Brohm sitting around a table when Jim Harbaugh runs…
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Infinite Notes Week Seven: The Downward Spiral
I’ve made a huge mistake They claim that it’s always darkest before the dawn, but times like this you start to wonder if…
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Infinite Nets Week Six: On Temper Tantrums
“Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.” When last they met, the Miami Heat had finished off a wire to wire beatdown over…
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Infinite Nets Week 5: It’s Wintertime
“The world is so cold” Winter has come. The worthlessly pedantic will tell me that autumn doesn’t punch out until the 21st, but that’s…
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Infinite Nets Week 4: A More Finite Nets
Good Lord Hello and welcome to the new format of Infinite Nets. We’re going to a weekly recap as opposed to a daily version.…
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The Narrative: Comprehensive Reform
Drive into West Lake, and you won’t see signs of grief. There are no crosses lined up on the side of any county route…
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Nathan Peterman’s Message To America
Hello folks. This is Nathan Peterman, improbable NFL quarterback, and I’m here to talk about today’s election. I know a lot of you have…
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Infinite Nets Game 10: On Tanking
This is a bit of a manifesto The Nets are taking on the 76ers, and as it will be for at least the next…
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