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Infinite Nets Game 9: My Perimeter Is Breached

Mom, you’ve really got to stop that shit. My little cocoon has been invaded. Contrary to popular opinion, these Nets have not driven me…

INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in…

Happy Halloween First off, let’s tackle the Giants Midseason review: The Giants are dead. There is nothing to review. All that is left is…

Hello My Honey, Hello My Baby, Hello My Ragtime Gal Of course. Of fucking course they did. I had just gotten done talking my…

Maybe I can keep this up for 82 games. We’re six games in the books for the Brooklyn Nets season, and I’m going strong…

Mmmm. That’s what I came here for. It’d be a waste of a column if they were good. Well, that’s not fair. The Nets…

Four games in, and I’m crazed as a shithouse rat. I’m back home, in the chaos and anxiety of the metro area, where everything…

Set the hills on fire. I’m back home in the hell hole town that I grew up in that I’ll never name in print.…

The Nets are home and I am on the road and half in the bag. I’m stationed in the milds of New Jersey. Far…

Let’s do this at the height of our intelligence. I don’t come here to drag the Brooklyn Nets. I come in the name of…