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Let All The Poisons That Lurk In The Mud, Hatch Out: A 2018 Yankee Autopsy
Fuck you. [Slams forehead into desk at office, arousing the suspicion of my coworkers from behind my cubicle walls] [Takes long drag of a…
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To Peyton
Dearest brother, and venerated golden boy, As I write this correspondence to you, I can hear the dogs howling in the distance, my time…
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The Narrative: Market Inefficiency
There are whispers in the NBA. Not the sort of hot air that leads to Woj bombs on twitter, or preface league wide action.…
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The 2018 New York Giants Preview Roast
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City…adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right,…
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The 2018-19 Jacksonville SWAGuars Preview
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom. I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring…
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Bring Back The Super Bowl Logo
I’m gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it’s own dick off you don’t have to…
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Feast Upon My Tears: A Yankee-Red Sox Recap
I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out…
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Baker And Tyrod Got An RV. Let’s Talk About That.
The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who…
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Breakin’ Down the MLB Heart & Hustle Award Winners
Heart – noun \ ˈhärt \: a hollow muscular organ of vertebrate animals that by its rhythmic contraction acts as a force pump maintaining the circulation of…