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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Cassie Chadwick
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I hope Eddie George comes through with this Tennessee…
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From Off The Streets Of Cleveland- Harvey Pekar’s 2019 Browns Preview
Hello. Sorry, I guess that was a little bit of an awkward introduction. Whadda ya want. I’ve been dead for nine years, ya know.…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all…
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Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week
So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…