Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)

This is best read with Matty Moyer's voice in mind.  For reference.... Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazil has had a rich tradition in the international soccer (dammit....Futbol!!!!!) world...but not lately as much. Brazil has won 5 World Cup titles (but not since 2002). Brazil

Canadian Soccer – An Apology, by Sandy McTire

Hi. Oops, my apologies for being informal. Hello, my name is Sandy McTire, and I would like to talk to you for a moment, if I could. I would like to speak with you about Canadian soccer. Specifically, if it's not too much of a bother, I would like to discuss with you

Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread

These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There's only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this site. FYI, that anecdotal list: Football Hockey European Football Australian Football Baseball Basketball Rugby Cycling Darts Auto Racing NO, YOU'RE WRONG! Anyway, Even though Sunday brings us a 500-mile