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  • OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

    OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

    August 31, 2025

    When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere.   “Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

    March 19, 2025

    ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom!  I’m there!   Aggh!  Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

    March 12, 2025

    “What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    March 5, 2025

    “I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    February 27, 2025

    Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    February 19, 2025

    Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    February 12, 2025

    “So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

    February 5, 2025

    The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …

  • Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

    Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

    December 13, 2022

    Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    October 4, 2022

    Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…

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