DFO Bible Stories – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Great day for futbol. Saturday Morning thread now with more sectarianism!

Good morning all. I hope you’re all well this morning and if you have a hangover/bongover that it isn’t too severe. Since I am…

When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. “Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up…

ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…

“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when…

“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not. You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…

Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…

Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…

“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…

The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …

Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…