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Your “Do What We Mean, Not What We Say” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Well, today was Rules Committee day, and let’s see what passed: 4th & 15 – PASSED TABLED! Not sure what the hell…
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Your “I’ll Do What I Want!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Fun times in Big-D as Dak is refusing to participate in the “virtual offseason” without a new contract. Since he has not…
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Your “Sequels Are Never As Good” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Statement from the New England Patriots. pic.twitter.com/rhXdwVvnr8 — New England Patriots (@Patriots) December 10, 2019 What Florio is already calling “Spygate 2”…
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Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread
[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. Tonight is…
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It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O’Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in…