Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread [Alert - there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today for dumping its suspension news just before the holiday. It's no Jo Moore "good day to bury bad news, but it sill looks kinda sneaky. Disgraceful, really. Especially

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. Tonight is the night where we reflect on the shitty state of the League, and all the events that have conspired to create a Super Bowl© that a majority


It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O'Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of Welkerish