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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Guttersnipe
In these, the dog days of the bowling season, there isn’t much excitement floating around the lanes. Just wet feet and spilt beer mixed…
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Sexy Friday: Draft Day 2 Edition
There is no point posting Sexy because all you care about today is Hot Beefy Men and how they will Protect your QB or…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big news is Patrick Mahomes agreeing to a 10-year, $450 million extension with the Chiefs. It’s a total of $477.6 million…
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Your Tuesday Evening “Deep Dive” Open Thread
NFL Noise: Practiced liar Tom Brady says he never had a “deteriorating relationship” with Josh McDaniels. And he posted what amounts to a ransom…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I didn’t get my book read last night. Shocking, I know. I probably won’t get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and…
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A New Look for Dannon
Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are…
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Your “Purple & Black Are In Your Genes, Now Find Out What Else Is” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven’t exactly looked like Montana…
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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…