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Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welp, it’s finally here. As with most of the folks here, I could do without all the silly stories surrounding the game designed to…
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Feeling Hot, Hot! HAWT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
On January 2, 1994, the Houston Oilers were leading the Jets 14-0 near the end of the first half. Houston QB Cody Carlson “fumbled…
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“Between ‘Farewell’ and ‘Goodbye’ Is ‘Get Lost!’” – Beerguyrob’s Last Regular Open Thread
NFL News: The big news is Aaron Rodgers putting it all out there at his first press conference yesterday. He turned ten minutes into…
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Me ‘n Seamus
There are definitely people here who knew Seamus better than I did. People who knew him in real life for instance. One of my…
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Adieu, adios, arrivederci, auf wiedersehen.
NPR’s Frank Deford retired rather unceremoniously last Wednesday, May 3rd, broadcasting his final mid-week Morning Edition commentary. Reduced last year from a weekly piece…
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Farewell Fragile Prince
As you may have heard today the Dallas Cowboys are going to release Tony Romo. Doing so will save the Cowboys $14 million against…
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We Won’t Have Mike Carey To Kick Around Any More
(We open on a conference room at CBS Sports studios, where Sean McManus is obviously getting ready to deliver bad news to someone. Several low-…
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A Year Ago: KSK in Memoriam
A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It’s hard to think it’s been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I…
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Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: …and closing things out with “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells. That’s it for me for today, folks.…
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