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How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread
Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live,…
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Yap Yap Yap – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Living in this Caribbean Paradise, and through the exercise of my profession, I’ve had the enormous privilege of rubbing elbows with scores of talented…
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Become Revolutionary: Be Decent
Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about…
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Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special
Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions.…
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Luv 4 USA, 4 Reelz!
[Video plays] [Fade in to a mostly steady selfie video of a shirtless handsome man, shot from the neck up, sitting at the beach…
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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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A Weather So Cold It Would Stare At You And Wave “Go” With Its Hand: Tuesday Open Thread
I spent most of last week until yesterday in the United States and got to experience cold weather AND daylight savings time in the…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken
Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per…
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You Philistines Don’t Deserve Marcus MarioTa – Titans 2019 Preview
A lot to unpack there! First, hey Fox: fuck you for the misspelling. I’m gonna speculate that the graphics guy was an older feller…
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Your “Hope The Door Hits You on the Way Out!” Open Thread
Hola. I dunno if you’re been keeping up with how we Puerto Ricans took to the streets, massively and with purpose, to force the…