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Guttersnipe
The final month. The stretch drive. The long walk off a short pier. That’s where we are finally at in this endless winter of…
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Guttersnipe
The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or…
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Guttersnipe
The list of “greatest” bowling movies is a very short one. I know of only two films that are either based on or feature…
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Guttersnipe
We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid…
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Guttersnipe
Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House
Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the…
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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I
Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all…
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MMQB Mad Libs : ONLY IN NY!!
PK Mad Libs! ADJ: Noun: Verb (Past Tense): Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun (Plural): Verb: Verb: Animal: Noun: Noun: City: Noun: Superlative Adjective: Adjective :…