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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

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Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it!  The teams for the Pro Bowl will be “drafted” on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter.  In the meantime, we need YOU, the DFO readership to propose bets for us to wager on.  We will bet only in foreign currencies and, as I have all season, I will keep track to see who comes up the winner at the end.  Foreign exchange rates will be taken into consideration when determining the winner!  The usual crew will be betting, but if anyone wants to join in, you are more than welcome.  Here are a few prop bets to get us started (may or may not be real):

Pro Bowl MVP to come from Deion Sanders’ team?  Yes -115, No -105

Over/Under on plays in which Tom Brady Jameis Winston is on the field: 22 (-110)

Will J.J. Watt catch at TD pass? No -120 Yes +100

Will a player switch teams in the middle of the game? Yes +250 No -350

Please submit your Pro Bowl Prop Bets and your currency of choice in the comments.

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Beerguyrob

Does JJ Watt catch a TD while playing offence? Separate from a pick-6.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oooh, that’s a good distinction!

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entropy

Can I throw some bitcoin on the announcers giving up midway through, and just reading from old TV Guides?

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Sill Bimmons

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RIVEBROG THE PRO BOWL AND GREASE LIVE AT THE SAME TIME DAME YOU CRUEL FATE

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entropy

I’m so torn…. two things I have so very little desire to watch, on at the same time! If only there were an NCIS Des Moines Marathon on Lifetime I could ignore as well!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is this the part where we steal underpants?

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Doktor Zymm

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The question mark is “sell on Craig’s List”

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ballsofsteelandfury

Or Japan’s vending machines.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Never use your product.”

-Drug dealers and Girl Scouts.

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King Hippo

for those who like EuroFooty, Stoke and the Shite are 8 minutes away from penalties for a berth in the League Cup finals (BeIn Sports). City/Everton tomorrow.

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Sill Bimmons

“For right now let’s just say that his own description of himself may explain why his ideas are so outlandish: he says he operates on the high 5th-dimensional plane, and that sometimes he goes as high as the low 6th dimension, so it’s hard for the rest of us on the 3rd dimension to understand him. He explained a couple of times that he’s never worked in this dimension before this lifetime, and seemed a bit put out to be here.”

/not describing P. Carroll
//describing P. Carroll

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll wager 67 Indian Rupees (approx 1 USD currently) that in the ESPN post game show, Ray Lewis will stab Chris Berman.
http://thestockmasters.com/files/images/buyfordollar.jpg

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entropy

I will pay an outlandish amount of money to see this happen.

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Doktor Zymm

50,000 North Korean won say I totally forget the Pro Bowl is on until I see the liveblog posted.

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Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

I have lots of Euros and pounds.

However, I must make it known that I favor a return to the gold standard and will only accept my winnings in the form of Danish kroner bearer bonds

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/4010493418194040_1.jpg.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When he visits Europe, Rex Grossman also has lots of euros and pounds.

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Sill Bimmons

I’m so in. So. In.

We can pay the Canadas in DFO scrip!

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Worth more than their “loonies”

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Cuntler

So this was just on Uproxx: http://uproxx.com/life/girl-scout-cookies-middle-school/7/

I enjoy looking at the comments on the original article referenced in there, and then looking at their new comments. Yeah Right should e-mail them and tell them not quote him.

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Sill Bimmons

It’s like watching an old friend slowly kill himself by banging his head against the wall.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jesus, that’s depressingly bland. I bet this is how Nam vets feel. “I served in the Cookie Wars. You don’t know how it feels. You’ve never seen your best friend’s face ripped off by an errant Samoa. I’ve SEEN SHIT, maaaaan…”

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Had a few beers with yeah right tonight and made sure he knew about this.

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laserguru

Oh shit Coach Zimmer is going to have a rebuttal.
You block quote me and don’t give me proper accreditation on a shit blog I don’t visit any more?
I’ve got a block of concrete, a tire iron, a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of Bulleitt and I am coming after your asses, Hillbilly Boy.
I will fuck you with a flat iron and bury you where the hogs shit.
I will raze that shit site of yours in a conflagration that will make former residents of Dresden say “Damn, lighten up son.”
Oh we’re all going to hell alright it’s just that I get the honor of pressing the elevator button on your miserable souls first.
Coach does not like being disturbed in the off season motherfuckers!

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Duchess

Will the total viewers exceed total points scored?

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Senor Weaselo

I’ll take total viewers and the +2.5.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

If Michael Irvin is calling the plays for his team with the mic:

Over/Under on plays in which in QB cannot understand what he is saying: 12 (-150 Caps)

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Old School Zero

They shoehorn some network show celebrity into the booth for a completely awkward interview. Yes +100 No -600

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“Will someone pull a Sean Taylor and roid rage on a punter?” 900000 rial on YES

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blaxabbath

That is some hard-nosed SLURS footbawl!

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King Hippo

They should have Borat announce the game. “Not too much raping, Jameis! Only people!!!”

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blaxabbath

Here are your Pro Bowl quarterbacks: Winston, Carr, E. Manning, Taylor, Bridgewater.
BET: # of quarterbacks to complete at pass over 44 yards: Over/Under = 2.5 (FJD)

Cooper & OBJ are the only WRs with QB teammates in the Pro Bowl.
BET: (Cooper + OBJ Only) Total receptions from Carr+Manning More Than Total receptions from Rapey Jamies+Taylor+Bridgewater (USD)

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ballsofsteelandfury

You know the Pro Bowl has lost all meaning when Tyrod Taylor is on one of the teams.

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blaxabbath

I’ll give 6:1 on a wager than Deon has more than 2 passes thrown by a player other than his quarterback.

4:1 on Irving because of his drug/scissors history.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ll bet some Vietnamese Dong on that.

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King Hippo

Ray Gilette will be all over that action!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I thought it was Jerry Rice vs Irvin this year.

Otherwise, if Deion is a captain, then +600 quid that YES he makes that stupid face when he loses, -150 no. You know the one.

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blaxabbath

Oh it might be. I don’t pay attention to the Pro Bowl.

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Bloody Lethal

Do 44+ yard pick sixes count?

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