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Boots on the Ground – entropy Visits His Local Chili Cook Off
Hey folks, and welcome from the aftermath of the Lehigh Valley Chili Cook Off, held just offshore of the majestic Lehigh River, near these…
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You Should Be Watching The Magicians
The Magicians, Syfy’s other modest-budgeted hit show from last year (along with the adaptation of The Expanse novels, which warrants its own post should this one…
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entropy Reads the Classics…. a call for submissions
OK, Folks, I know I have been mad lazy what with producing no new kontent and barely commenting and all, and I should probably…
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Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive’s…
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The Last Yard
The Last Yard – Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016 We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the…
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We Won’t Have Mike Carey To Kick Around Any More
(We open on a conference room at CBS Sports studios, where Sean McManus is obviously getting ready to deliver bad news to someone. Several low-…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…
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DFO Request Line – Travelin’ Music
Interior, San Francisco Police Department precinct house. In the hall outside an interview room, two officers stand looking through the two-way glass at a…