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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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Cutting Out the Bloat – 2024 NFL Playoffs
There’s a documentary series out there called “Game 7”, which the blurbs promote as THE MOST EXCITING EVENT IN SPORTS AND THEREFORE ALL HISTORY…
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Subsequent GTD Reflections (Non-Union, Boricua Edition)
Hola fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back even though GTD is off on vacation abroad with Mrs. Decision—Happy Anniversary…
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Wednesday Motivational – Owning Deception
People are self-interested and never perfect: that’s as ironclad as human rules get. But I, a corny Old, also believe that sincere intentions are…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
Well, hello. Your friendly neighboUrhood Maestro is on sabbatical in Europe with Lady Maestro. You get me for a sub on this instalment of…
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Ungovernable – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
We enter summer, always a good time to stir shit up. School is out, kids run rampant (especially the ones in summer school), folks…
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Some Care for Caretakers: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Back in 2012, when hotmail was a thing and Jeeves panhandled for questions, Chuck Pagano got his first head coaching job, with the Colts.…
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PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread
There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]… That Week 1 is Coming Soon.…
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Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread
You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no;…
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Draft Week 🎉 – Monday Open Thread
The NFL Draft is this Thursday, so there’s still a couple of days to abuse the brain with speculation and other mind wanks about…