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Embrace The Anarchy – Monday Open Thread
[Note: this post WAS under construction. Thank you for your patience. /Turns to see if pandering worked Fuck alla youse] Last night, while aggressively…
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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread
I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped…
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Playoff Overtime Rules – Monday Open Thread
There is one line of “Waiting for Godot” that shakes me deeply: “Never make a decision hungry, angry, or tired”. Which is self-fulfilling for…
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Getting Antsy – Thursday Nite Open Thread
Stupor Wild Card Weekend was a picnic for the winners, even for the Bengals if you discount their own jitters. Honestly: the Raiders merely…
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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread
The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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Covid on My Mind – Monday Open Thread
Week 2 of the Preseason starts this Thursday, and there will be games all through Sunday. I am looking forward to those games as…
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Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread
You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your…
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“Is the World Off?” Saturday Open Thread
We end a week dominated by Gamestop and stonks, and my guess is there’s no trading on Saturdays because NOTHING is happening. I dunno,…
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Your “No Disrespect Dammit!” Thursday Open Thread
[Banner via Mar-a-Lago live feed] Next Sunday is Championship Sunday, the best sports day of the year, I think. But with its high highs…