♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a cash grab,
One escape from re-al-ity.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see…
I'm such a rich boy, I want your sympathy,
Because Dad-dy came, I will go,
Pretty high; lots of
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still be slightly jet lagged (13 hour time difference) and whirlwind because I had to keep a log to make sure I knew what city I was
Well, Bruce Arians got his "bullshit response" from the League. Bobby Wagner's leaps were legal because the contact was considered "incidental".
According to NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino, had he made direct contact with the player - a hit, or landing on him - then it would
If there's any one trend in beer that I've been especially hesitant to adopt, it's the beer cocktail. When I want a beer, I just want a beer, not two or more beers mixed together. I want to drink the thing that a brewery carefully crafted, put its heart ans soul
Charlie Whitehurst is one of those lucky fellas who is employed as a backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts in the National Football League. That means he gets a pretty nice salary ($2 million per year on his current contract) and doesn't experience the memory-sapping abuse that starting quarterbacks endure. As
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man.
I didn't commit to
There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night. Now, to get the full experience, follow along:
Light a black candle
Light a clove incense stick
Turn the lights off
Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics
Oh I miss the kiss of
I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't
As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a couple of head to head matches for seeding. There will be no backdoor entrants: 11 of the 12 playoff slots are stuffed. And some teams are so
There's a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it's in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty music that's out in the rest of the year, but the tricky thing about music for the holiday season is that even if a song is
Last year I started to watch the Sunday games with the sound off, to let The Family put music. My hope was that they would tolerate 10+ hours of NFL on TV. (They didn't, and don't.) Still, I preferred watching games without SUDDENLY SO LOUD commercials, or narratives, tropes, and
It's been a while since I ran one of these, and I'd like to think that's for the best... the offseason is such a goddamn depressing time. Anyways, in light of the news revealed earlier this week that Coldplay will be the halftime act at Super Bowl 50, I got