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Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective
The Bears Bye Week isn’t until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we’ve witnessed this season (both the…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 6: Gaze In That Mirror With An Eye That’s True Setting: The Bar-B-Q Shop, 1782 Madison Avenue, Memphis, TN, April 18, 2021 Ext.…
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Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens
Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays…
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Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…
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WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day
Once there was this guy who Got into an accident on the 4th of July And when it finally came out His finger had…