WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day

Once there was this guy who

Got into an accident on the 4th of July

And when it finally came out

His finger had had become totally detached

He said that it was from when

The fireworks blew up.

[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who

Interviewed a legend on the sidelines of a game

But when she asked him questions

He wanted to kiss all over her body

He couldn’t care less about

Chad Pennington’s arm strength

[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and guy were glad

‘Cause one dude had it worse than that

‘Cause then there was this ape whose

Readers made him parse through MMQB every week

And when he finished reading

He shook and lurched all over his laptop

He couldn’t quite explain how

The nutmeg smell got there.

[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm