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  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

    December 20, 2023

    Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…

  • Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet

    Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet

    February 26, 2020

    Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures…

  • Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake

    Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake

    February 26, 2018

    Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I’m cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here’s a status update: I have three more feature films…

  • 2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!

    September 6, 2017

    First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…

  • A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?

    A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?

    January 19, 2017

    Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…

  • Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    January 22, 2016

    As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…

  • In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck

    In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck

    December 23, 2015

    There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…

  • NFL Week 16 Listening Guide

    NFL Week 16 Listening Guide

    December 22, 2015

    Overall, Week 15 provided decent action, but the announcing was terrible–at least judging from Sunday’s open threads and the brief time I spent turning…

  • In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts

    In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts

    December 5, 2015

    It’s been a while since I ran one of these, and I’d like to think that’s for the best… the offseason is such a…

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