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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings
Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…
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Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake
Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I’m cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here’s a status update: I have three more feature films…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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NFL Week 16 Listening Guide
Overall, Week 15 provided decent action, but the announcing was terrible–at least judging from Sunday’s open threads and the brief time I spent turning…
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In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts
It’s been a while since I ran one of these, and I’d like to think that’s for the best… the offseason is such a…