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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings
Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[INT. – Natick Mall Christmas display. Despite the ongoing COVID pandemic, we see lines of happy shoppers, as well as a gaggle of small…
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Little Drummer Boy challenge
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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I Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: Santa Girl
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Knight Before Christmas
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Takanakuy
Imagine spending your Christmas beating the shit out of your friends, family members and neighbours. Actually, wait. Some of you probably do that already.…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I’m damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at…