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A Tough Cope, Mundial Sábado A.M.
Hola, hola. We’re into the last week of the 2026 World Cup, with the Semis during Shempiens days (TUE & WED), and then the…
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All Apologies, Mundial Sábado A.M.
“Look at you, Cape Verde, it’s your World Cup début. How fun for you!” For thinking that and posting more patronizing stuff, I ask…
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Keepin’ It Real, How: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Friends, scholars, imaginary weirdos all: buenas noches. I renounce pretense. Reject all runarounds. Henceforth, I will simply say how I feel and live and…
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Eventfulness, Please – Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Saludos amiguis. I hope this post finds you pantsless and within the range from Relaxed to Comatose. OR, better yet: if you have a…
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Sloppy Servitude, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been a work-heavy week down here in this Island Paradise, praise Jeebus. The downside is that I’m not able to meander…
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Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread
‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…
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Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview
A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is…
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You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…
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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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Kicking Down: Mundialito Revue
Good morning to everyone, especially to those somewhat disappointed right now. I know, I know. King Hippo doth rawk, but I requested to substitute.…